6 definitions by JaxCrackers
noun: a game played by fairies also known as AFL, or Australian Rules Football. This so-called “Australian” rules code is in fact completely ignored by more than half of Australia.
verb: the act of playing AFL. Typically, a game of AFL begins with grown men poking and prodding each other, then slapping a ball from the air. After this, a player takes possession and must kick or hand pass while avoiding another grown who is chasing him around the field. After he kick or hand passes, it is customary for a player to giggle like a schoolgirl; this can happen in a variety of pitches (frequencies) from “barely discernible to a cat” all the way to “just discernible to an infant human”; this is called a disposal. If the other team takes possession it is called a turnover, and they must then follow the same process. Following this, the process is repeated about 1000 times on each side. Teams score for getting the ball in between the posts and also for missing. The team with the highest score wins. Kick and giggle is televised on “Channel 7” and “FOX Footy” with most games occurring on a weekend and public holidays and some games occurring of an evening.
verb: the act of playing AFL. Typically, a game of AFL begins with grown men poking and prodding each other, then slapping a ball from the air. After this, a player takes possession and must kick or hand pass while avoiding another grown who is chasing him around the field. After he kick or hand passes, it is customary for a player to giggle like a schoolgirl; this can happen in a variety of pitches (frequencies) from “barely discernible to a cat” all the way to “just discernible to an infant human”; this is called a disposal. If the other team takes possession it is called a turnover, and they must then follow the same process. Following this, the process is repeated about 1000 times on each side. Teams score for getting the ball in between the posts and also for missing. The team with the highest score wins. Kick and giggle is televised on “Channel 7” and “FOX Footy” with most games occurring on a weekend and public holidays and some games occurring of an evening.
NOUN:
“I wonder what is on channel 7 today”
“It’s a weekend they have kick and giggle on all day”
VERB:
“I can kick and giggle”
“I didn’t know you liked AFL”
“I wonder what is on channel 7 today”
“It’s a weekend they have kick and giggle on all day”
VERB:
“I can kick and giggle”
“I didn’t know you liked AFL”
by JaxCrackers June 7, 2018
Verb. "To completely ruin something beyond belief". Usually done by a dan andrews type of person. (See "Dan Andrews")
A bunch of guys attending a car smashup derby would say this.
Person 1: "Duuuude that car just got hotel quarantined!"
Person 2: "Yeah I know it no longer even looks like a car. Look! The wheels are over the other side of the auditorium!"
Person 1: "Duuuude that car just got hotel quarantined!"
Person 2: "Yeah I know it no longer even looks like a car. Look! The wheels are over the other side of the auditorium!"
by JaxCrackers October 14, 2020
Someone from Queensland who poisons everything they touch, rendering it useless. People from just about every other state can’t stand them, but many Queenslanders in some twisted way take pride in this. Some cane toads refuse to accept authority, and have tendencies similar to “sovereign citizens”.
Person 1: why won’t that new guy do what the boss says and stop acting like a egotistical jerk?
Person 2: he’s not acting, he’s a cane toad from Queensland.
Person 2: he’s not acting, he’s a cane toad from Queensland.
by JaxCrackers June 30, 2018
Noun. (1) An overpriced netbook that was intended to run models for the COVID-19 crisis in Victoria, Australia, but which failed miserably. (2) Any mechanical or electronic object which utterly fails at it's intended purpose. (3) Anything which makes a complete mess out of something previously well structured. (4) A hand grenade or bomb which is detonated in an enclodes space. (5) A nuclear bomb or missile which is armed and timed for detonation.
(1) "The supercomputer intended to predict COVID-19 modelling has crashed."
(2) "That new truck Dave bought can't even carry the groceries!"
(3) "Feed this log into the victorian supercomputer (wood chipper)."
(4) "Private! Paint the upstairs room with victorian supercomputers on the double!!"
(5) "GET TO THE CHOPPER! THIS VICTORIAN SUPERCOMPUTER MUST BE DISARMED BEFORE WE ARE ALL DEAD!"
(2) "That new truck Dave bought can't even carry the groceries!"
(3) "Feed this log into the victorian supercomputer (wood chipper)."
(4) "Private! Paint the upstairs room with victorian supercomputers on the double!!"
(5) "GET TO THE CHOPPER! THIS VICTORIAN SUPERCOMPUTER MUST BE DISARMED BEFORE WE ARE ALL DEAD!"
by JaxCrackers October 14, 2020
A an old Norse word meaning “cow dung”, also the name given to a controversial and troubled public transport ticketing system in Victoria, Australia.
*driving in the country* oh look mummy the cow in the paddock just dropped a myki!
*at a local 7-eleven* Hi can I please put $10 on my myki?
*at a local 7-eleven* Hi can I please put $10 on my myki?
by JaxCrackers May 14, 2018
“Have you seen Gabs”
“Yeah he’s just topping up the myki, so I wouldn’t be going in there for a while”
“Yeah he’s just topping up the myki, so I wouldn’t be going in there for a while”
by JaxCrackers May 14, 2018