Urban Dictionary: Author Javier

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A blowjob by either a male or female that feels like placing the penis inside a running vacuum. Includes excessive sucking noises and scrapes by the teeth.

Janey sucked me so hard and scraped the hell outta my penis. She gave me a Vacuum Blowjob

by Javier January 12, 2005

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2.

lakers

The lakers were a basketball dynasty for three straight years who then got selfish and began to have problems with one another.

The lakers got upseted last year By the detroit pistons

by Javier February 14, 2005

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3.

carry-out

food or drink to take away

Gally was sitting on the hotel balcony half-piched wi a carry-oot

by Javier October 11, 2003

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4.

la leche

translated, means "milk." Is used as a synonym for semen.

Dame la leche papi.. si, siii, ay siiiiiiii!!!!

by Javier January 12, 2005

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5.

ooffatch

the passing of gas on the penis during anal sex

She ooffatched on him after numerous anal plunges.

by Javier April 03, 2005

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6.

Val

Val- a person who is not from the beach or coastal area, ..a surfer from the valley; Valley boy

Dude, go home val. GO home vals!!

by JAvier October 23, 2004

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7.

Javeman

Toonzone member known for being the first Chilean person to join the forums. He is known for being faithful to the forums and defends it from trolls and spammers. Likes watching cartoons, playing videogames, and writing fanfiction.

"Preach on, Javeman, preach on."

"That's the best thing I've heard in years. Javeman, you get a point."

by Javier April 23, 2004

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