Jason's definitions

virus

something your mom has right now.

man, i went to go fuck your mom last night, until she told me of the damn virus she got from you cousin last week. damn her!

by Jason February 2, 2005

chief

The metamorphosis from a mild-mannered engineer to a raging-alcoholic degenerate.

John began to chief after his 5th shot of Beam.

by Jason December 24, 2003

Pwnface

(verb) - To destroy, deride, defame, or degrade.

"If that guy looks at me again, I'm gonna pwnface his dental work."

by Jason March 24, 2005

grunion

A foul morning after beer shit. Also associated with cheap liquor.

Man, I drank three 40's of Old English last night. You should've seen the grunion I had this morning! It was foul!

by Jason January 1, 2004

godamn ducks

A term when you or someone near you farts.
Since a fart sounds somewhat like a duck it is used to blam your fart on a duck.

PersonA: *farts* ... godamn ducks
PersonB: Godamn ducks
*PersonC walks in*
PersonC: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?!
PersonA: godamn ducks!

by Jason December 6, 2004

geronimo

Somebody eliter than Zenith.

Geronimo is a geronimo.

by Jason February 9, 2003

pork roast

A pork roast is when a chick takes it from a dude (anally or vaginally), and at the same time she sucks another dude off. Similar to sticking two stakes into a pig at opposite ends and roasting it over an open flame.

syn. finger cuffs

"So this guy I knew was railing this chick on the couch in the living room and his buddy came up and wipped out his dong and said, 'so, what are you gonna do about this?' and she started sucking him off." - example

by Jason January 10, 2005