Jason's definitions

Nut package

The selection of nuts given on a passenger flight.

"Airbus flights have the best Nut packages." or "I love there Nut package." or "This Nut package tasts good"

by Jason January 20, 2005

Loch Ness

The popular huge loch located in scotland, with memorable sites still standing, such as uruquart castle, believed to be the home to scotland's beloved nessie, the world famous Loch Ness Monster.

"I loved that trip to loch ness, but i wish i saw nessie!"

by Jason August 20, 2003

Grindcore Metal

Death/Black Metal Vocals
Thrash/Death Music
Sometimes with a synth to add Effects (chains,powertools,glass breaking etc...)

FUCKIN MENTAL MUSIC

The Berzerker, Napalm Death, Dying Fetus

by jason December 30, 2003

monkey pussy

The act of tucking the shaft and ball between the legs and mooning plus pulling the cheeks apart.

Dude if J's member wasn't so massive his monkey pussy would not be nearly as funny

by jason January 26, 2004

mouse arrest

Getting grounded from the family computer.

"That's it, you are under mouse arrest mister!" - Your mom after discovering your pornfolio

by Jason September 8, 2004

Freddy Krueger

Freddy Krueger was a terrible child murderer who, in his death became a horrible dream murderer, murdering people in their dreams, only to keep ressurecting himself, freddy krueger is an unstoppable force of evil.

"The cops knew something...i heard them mention a name...freddy...freddy krueger." - Freddy Vs Jason (2003)

by Jason August 20, 2003

Man Lover

A male who likes other men in a sexual way. IE. Gay

Matt Lee you are such a Man Lover

by Jason January 28, 2003