Jason's definitions

ianad

"I am not a doctor" An online abbreviation, like IMHO or AFAIK. Compare ianal.

"ianad, but, you really should get that looked at."

by Jason February 24, 2005

geronimo

Somebody eliter than Zenith.

Geronimo is a geronimo.

by Jason February 9, 2003

dbag

Are really "sweet" mazda truck, that is used for "missions" - usually has sweet as a passenger

We need to drop some crap in a dumpster, load up dbag.

by Jason April 22, 2005

football bat

used to describe a situation or something that has happened that is completely wrong or fucked up.

When Jason used pumice soap to jack off, Jill walked in and exclaimed, "That's about as fucked up as a football bat you bad mamma jamma!"

by Jason March 10, 2005

pork roast

A pork roast is when a chick takes it from a dude (anally or vaginally), and at the same time she sucks another dude off. Similar to sticking two stakes into a pig at opposite ends and roasting it over an open flame.

syn. finger cuffs

"So this guy I knew was railing this chick on the couch in the living room and his buddy came up and wipped out his dong and said, 'so, what are you gonna do about this?' and she started sucking him off." - example

by Jason January 10, 2005

breh

Used to refer to a male, usually as a past tense.

"Man that breh's a dick head."

by Jason May 24, 2003

Scooter effect

the condition in a which a person or persons drink alcohol to the point of passing out. Occasionlly they wake up with 'party paintings' all over the body.

After the 19th beer the scooter effect pulled John into a deep slumber in which Jack and Dionne drew pictures all over his body.

by Jason March 8, 2004