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Rolling Carpet

When a female attempts to eat herself out by rolling up into a ball
When Cindy was rolling carpet last night, she missed and fell onto her side.
by Jason December 1, 2004
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Rice

Rice is a term used to describe a trend in the modern, American, car culture. An offshoot of the true underground street racing scene of the late 80s, where people want to become a part of the scene, though they were never really involved in it at the beginning. So when some one puts what would be considered Rice on their car it is in an effort to fit into the image of the street racer. The cheapest way to look like this way is with purely sensory modifications, Altezza lights, large muffler tips without any exhaust modifications, wild paint, wild body kits, spoilers, mismatched badges and stickers, large flamboyant rims, excessive stereo, etc.
Anything that would appear to add performance, but inreality does not.Though any care can be “riced” it usually occurs with sport compact cars both domestic, and foreign. The ricer modifies his or her car to please others, rather then himself, they are more concerned that their car looks fast, that if it is fast.
"That car is riced out."
"Look at that ricer."
"I dont like that, mod it is to rice for me."
by Jason June 11, 2006
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viral

Viral is so leet!! OMGWTFBBQ!!
by Jason December 5, 2004
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auibe

This is the one word...that cant truly be defined...It means love in a way, but it is indescribeable. This is a speciall word Created because the word love is used too much...You can only say it if you truly mean it.
I auibe you...gina... your the sweetest mustic from the fastest bumble bee...
by Jason May 13, 2005
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Cockbeans

Shut up, or I'm going to kick you in the Cockbeans!
by Jason July 16, 2008
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grants head

a person who has a huge head which earth can populate and colonise it.

it was often said that if you see grants head and rub it three times you can get three wishes
man im gonna rub your head like grants head
by jason March 16, 2004
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weemet

dude i think nick is weemet
dude you better not be fucking weemet
by Jason May 13, 2005
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