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by jason November 29, 2003
Get the holy piss mug.Retarded term for "mess up" or "fuck beyond all recognition"
Generally comes up when you and your friends are totally smashed and playing some random not-particularly-boring game of some sort on your respective system of choice.
Generally comes up when you and your friends are totally smashed and playing some random not-particularly-boring game of some sort on your respective system of choice.
"Holy shit Kenny, that guy swiggled my figgle!!"
"uhh...what the hell did you just say?"
"Swiggle you."
"uhh...what the hell did you just say?"
"Swiggle you."
by Jason December 1, 2003
Get the Swiggle mug.any person who has a security related job that cannot carry a gun, and who spends most of his/her time eating doughnuts and drinking coffee.
by Jason December 3, 2003
Get the rentacop mug.Rice is a term used to describe a trend in the modern, American, car culture. An offshoot of the true underground street racing scene of the late 80s, where people want to become a part of the scene, though they were never really involved in it at the beginning. So when some one puts what would be considered Rice on their car it is in an effort to fit into the image of the street racer. The cheapest way to look like this way is with purely sensory modifications, Altezza lights, large muffler tips without any exhaust modifications, wild paint, wild body kits, spoilers, mismatched badges and stickers, large flamboyant rims, excessive stereo, etc.
Anything that would appear to add performance, but inreality does not.Though any care can be “riced” it usually occurs with sport compact cars both domestic, and foreign. The ricer modifies his or her car to please others, rather then himself, they are more concerned that their car looks fast, that if it is fast.
Anything that would appear to add performance, but inreality does not.Though any care can be “riced” it usually occurs with sport compact cars both domestic, and foreign. The ricer modifies his or her car to please others, rather then himself, they are more concerned that their car looks fast, that if it is fast.
by Jason June 11, 2006
Get the Rice mug.(noun) Name of the gerbil on South Park that was stuck in Mr. Slave's ass and proceeded on a great adventure to find freedom through the esophogus. Later named the gerbil king.
A gerbil.
by Jason December 6, 2003
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Get the mindjob mug.Slow ass 4-cylinder car with a slew of cheap mods. These can include a "coffee-can" exhaust, performance parts stickers, rims, tinted windows, and the always necessary unpainted wing. There are rare versions that are actually respectable, but most are downright laughable.
Some honda pulled up to me with a tach-light for shifting and started revving. I managed to crush him two times in a row with 4 people in my truck, a full tank of gas, and studded snow tires. That's what 5.7 liters and 330 pounds of torque does.
by Jason December 8, 2003
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