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1 definition by Jarvalicious

 
1.
An individual who whorishly watches any sport available on TV, regardless of how much they know about said sport.
"I'll come to bed after a while honey, I'm watching some amateur bowling."

"You hate bowling Steve, You're just watching it because you're a sports whore. I'm leaving you."
by Jarvalicious February 17, 2010