A website that offers free credit reports and has awfully catchy commercials.
Well I married my dream girl, I married my dream girl
But she didn’t tell me her credit was bad
So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb
we’re living in the basement at her mom and dads
Though we cant get a loan for a respectable home
Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card
If we’d gone to freecreditreport.com
I’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard
A demon from the forgotten realms setting. It has two large fighting arms that are like pincers. Its other two arms are more humanoid. They have a dog like head, stand as tall as giants, are powerfully muscled and are very powerful. They seek to tempt mortals with dreams of power and wealth.