3 definitions by Jaques Tohmpsun

a way cooler way of saying darn.
"Darnac! i only got 67% on the test!"
by Jaques Tohmpsun December 22, 2006
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a person who is an emo, theater, and anorexic
"wow cindy your so themorexic"

"i no, i just straightened and died my hair, cut my wrists, watched romeo and juliet, and made sure not to eat!"
by Jaques Tohmpsun December 22, 2006
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Someones experience or authority in the fields of the art of spatulas
Cook: man i have so much more spatulathority than that guy over there. i bet hes never touched a spatula!
by Jaques Tohmpsun December 22, 2006
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