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lube

Pronounciation: LOOB
1. Abbreviation for the word lubricant.
2. A substance used to make the insertion of one object into another smoother. It generally refers to anal sex, but not always, as some regular intercourse may require lube as well. See rape). Can be flavored or unflavored.
2. A condom containing lube (see definition 2).
3. Any household products one can use for lubricating their genitals when masturbating.
1. Adam used the astro glide lube when he was fucking Johnathan up the bum.

2. I bought the lubed condoms to make anal sex easier.

3. He likes to use hand lotion for lube.
by Janis November 30, 2004
mugGet the lubemug.

dracula biscuits

A gothic person's tits, if they are large.
"Damn, look at the knockers on that goth!"
"Yeah, they're big enough to be dracula biscuits!"
by Janis June 25, 2004
mugGet the dracula biscuitsmug.

stoopid

When someone uses this word and spells it incorrectly, you can tell that the subject they are referring to is so utterly moronic that it kills their brain cells at the very thought of it.
OMG you don't know what leet is? you r so stoopid... (etc.)
by Janis December 29, 2004
mugGet the stoopidmug.

niggeress

A black female.
Can also be spelled niggress.
by Janis January 31, 2005
mugGet the niggeressmug.

PETA

A huge, worldwide animal rights organization. They claim to be in support of helping animals, but they don't actually do anything productive. PETA spends its funds on creating stickers that say things like "Leather Is For Losers" and distributing them, instead of providing homes for stray animals like humane societies or trying to pass legislation like the ASPCA.
PETA gives vegetarians and animal rights activists a bad name.
by Janis January 18, 2006
mugGet the PETAmug.

Jesus freak

Someone who tries to be both part of an anti-social subculture (see punk for a good example) and a Christian, not realizing that you can't support the ideals used in punk and be a Jesus follower at the same time.
I'm very punk, but I can't have sex, do drugs, or listen to any rock n' roll music that doesn't praise the Lord because I'm a Jesus freak.
by Janis February 6, 2005
mugGet the Jesus freakmug.

p;p

Common typo for the aim slang word lol. When you see this used, you can pretty much discern that the writer is a complete fucking moron.
way2hot4u696969: p;p!111
j4n15: Are you high or just mentally retarded?
by Janis January 22, 2005
mugGet the p;pmug.

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