Janis's definitions

dracula biscuits

A gothic person's tits, if they are large.

"Damn, look at the knockers on that goth!"
"Yeah, they're big enough to be dracula biscuits!"

by Janis June 25, 2004

stoopid

When someone uses this word and spells it incorrectly, you can tell that the subject they are referring to is so utterly moronic that it kills their brain cells at the very thought of it.

OMG you don't know what leet is? you r so stoopid... (etc.)

by Janis December 29, 2004

revenge

A baby with a dingo in its mouth.

There is no example necessary.

by Janis January 26, 2005

ignorant

A term used by certain minorites to describe anyone who is pissing them off. Ironically, ask them what it means, and they won't have a clue. All you'll get as an answer is a clenched fist to the head (for being ignorant of course).

Student: Can I use the restroom?
Teacher: Not right now.
Student: Man, you is fuckin' ignorant!

by Janis February 1, 2005

hash brownies

Also known as "special brownies", these are cooked along with marijuana to induce a high when ingested. They're fun to feed to kindergarteners and watch the effect.

I fed some of my hash brownies to a baby and watched its heart explode.

by Janis June 28, 2004

buffet Christian

A Christian who only believes in a part of the bible that they can easily live with.

"Stealing is wrong, but I don't believe the part about not raping kittens."

by Janis June 25, 2004

Christ on a bicycle

Exclamation used when someone is surprised, upset, or is trying to make a point.

Christ on a bike! Did that guy's car just explode?

by Janis February 6, 2005