Porn, or something else that is arousing enough to masturbate to.
That movie had no plot and so many sex scenes, I'd consider it wacking material.
Brittany is too grotesque to be considered wacking material.
Phrase implying that someone's pants zipper is unzipped.
"Dude, your barn door is open and I can see your pink underwear!"
"Damn, look at the knockers on that goth!"
"Yeah, they're big enough to be dracula biscuits!"
Slang for one's self.
In the end, the only person I really need to worry about is numero uno.
A Christian who only believes in a part of the bible that they can easily live with.
"Stealing is wrong, but I don't believe the part about not raping kittens."
To masturbate. This phrase is a good code word when you're talking in front of an easily offendable audience, because it sounds so innocent.
"So, did you visit your uncle last night?"
"No, my mom took away all of my magazines."
This phrase adds emphasis to something, and is followed by the first letter in the word.
Man, I am Hungry with a capital H!
(I am very hungry).
He's Stupid with a capital S!
(He is very stupid.)