Jan's definitions

ITA

Internet shorthand for I Totally Agree.

ITA Hillary! It's the perfect time for a woman to run for president.

by Jan September 7, 2003

crumb-crisp

Difficult, unrewarding, tough or nearly impossible to accomplish. Orson Welles did a commercial spot for frozen peas, during which he was required to say "crumb-crisp coating", at which he remarked, "ooh, that's tough."

Lois: How did the hedge-trimming go?
Nick: It was crumb-crisp, I'll tell you. I had the wrong sized blade and there were many biting flies. But I finished at last.

by Jan August 6, 2004

maligerant

1. a lazy bastard that fakes injury

2. guys brave enough to hit on underage girls but not brave enough to deal with those who would berate them.

Stop changing the subject, invite the weak incompetant maligerant pussy already.

by Jan January 11, 2004

toad

When someone calls a guy a toad it is not a good thing. It is the equal of calling a girl a dog

That guy is a toad and I would never go out with him.

by Jan February 11, 2005

dai lo

Literally means 'Big Brother' in Cantonese. Usually used by Chinese gangsters and wanksters to refer to their bosses.

Jan is my dai lo.

by Jan June 4, 2003