Jan's definitions

chewedkandi

chewedkandi = chewed candy

omgeez homiez i chewedkandi todai~*

by jan June 29, 2004

DOA

Department of Agriculture

The DOA is the Department of Agriculture

by JAN July 23, 2004

ascareded

being scared and afraid at the same time

I got ascareded when you told me you were flying into Bagdad!

by Jan June 12, 2003

crumb-crisp

Difficult, unrewarding, tough or nearly impossible to accomplish. Orson Welles did a commercial spot for frozen peas, during which he was required to say "crumb-crisp coating", at which he remarked, "ooh, that's tough."

Lois: How did the hedge-trimming go?
Nick: It was crumb-crisp, I'll tell you. I had the wrong sized blade and there were many biting flies. But I finished at last.

by Jan August 6, 2004

ITA

Internet shorthand for I Totally Agree.

ITA Hillary! It's the perfect time for a woman to run for president.

by Jan September 7, 2003

maligerant

1. a lazy bastard that fakes injury

2. guys brave enough to hit on underage girls but not brave enough to deal with those who would berate them.

Stop changing the subject, invite the weak incompetant maligerant pussy already.

by Jan January 11, 2004

bigenderous

A person that looks both, male and female.

I have a science student teacher that looked both. Apparently it was a she. She has dredlocks, and eyebrow ring, and 3 earrings on each ear. We seriously didn't know whether it was a guy or a girl so we came to the conclusion that is was bigenderous.

by Jan May 7, 2005