12 definitions by JamesBeam

MLS

An acronym for Major League Soccer, the only professional soccer league in the U.S.

Not the first attempt to make soccer popular in the United States. Perhaps not the last, either, due to Americans loving to make money, and soccer being the most popular sport in the entire world... even though only the Americans call it soccer.

Nigel: I say, Paddy, I do believe this looks like an American MLS match on satellite.

Paddy: That league isn't fit ta wipe my arse with. Also why would an Irish and English lad hang out? Get out of me flat!

by JamesBeam February 7, 2010

WWJT

What Would Jesus Tweet?

...He wouldn't, dumbass. That's the joke.

Bob: I'm thinking of getting a Twitter account.

Frank: WWJT?

Bob: I don't get it.

by JamesBeam April 3, 2010

Fucking a Dead Horse

The only thing to do with a horse after you have beaten it.

Okay. We get it. Michael Vick is playing football again. Quit fucking a dead horse.

by JamesBeam November 16, 2010

LeBronfire

The act of setting fire to all merchandise, keepsakes, and/or souvenirs related to LeBron James, after he abandons Cleveland for Miami.

Cleveland Fan #1: Man, I am so depressed. I can't believe LeBron left Cleveland.
Cleveland Fan #2: Wanna burn dat #23 jersey in a Lebronfire?
Cleveland Fan #1: YES I DO.

by JamesBeam July 11, 2010

Hashtagging

Hashtagging (v.) The act of having sex while smoking hash. Derived from "to tag" meaning, "To have sex with," and "hash" meaning "hash."

"We were bored & nothing was on TV, so Becky and I spent the evening #hashtagging

by JamesBeam October 15, 2010