9 definitions by James Westen
When a woman's coochie is tight, and closed, or the labia is close together. Resembling a dolphins mouth when it is smiling 🐬
by James Westen November 24, 2018
by James Westen August 13, 2020
A moron named Justin, (formerly nicknamed J-bone) who wastes thousands of dollars buying other people's take-home doses of methadone. What makes J-dōne so fucking stupid is because he believes the 120mg of methadone he already legally receives from a methadone clinic isn't enough, so he wastes lots of money buying methadone from other patients, when as a patient he can easily make a doctor's appointment and get his dose increased legally and since insurance pays for the treatment, there is no need to spend money, dumbass. The most stupid part of J-done`s thought process is there is a blood test called a peak and trough that can be done to confirm if the medication levels are too low and an increase of medication is needed. Stupid fuck
J-dōne just got paid and he's broke again. Fucktard spent $800 this week buying other people's take-homes , but all he had to do was meet with the doctor and ask to increase his methadone dose. If it's no longer helping they're not going to say no, and they can do a blood test to confirm if he's built a tolerance and needs an increase.
by James Westen December 26, 2018
A person who chokes their chicken while choking themselves all the while thinking they're smarter than everyone else in Wisconsin.
I believe generations of people in Sheboygan, WI were born in a pumpkin patch as a result of thousands of years of Sheboygan-bāiter
by James Westen December 26, 2018
A legally binding federal document that can be altered to fit however you feel on a particular day. Usually A Mueller Report says one thing, then a second document is released on a later date that is changed or altered to say whatever the author chooses. A Mueller Report is often confusing, contradictory, and is hard to believe it is taken seriously, but it is.
"Donald, our company stands to lose millions" Let's file A Mueller Report to the shareholders, and after the dust settles, we'll change it to keep the dummies happy. "
by James Westen April 18, 2019
by James Westen April 19, 2019
A playful bite from a cat or kitten. Bitey bites usually don't hurt, and are sometimes administered by a cat to let their human know they want to play.
by James Westen March 16, 2019