6 definitions by James Jessenfedden
Found out yesterday my mistress is pregnant. My wife will probably find out tomorrow on Facebook. So today I’m just gonna get drunk and try to take advantage of the brown eye of a shitstorm.
by James Jessenfedden October 23, 2020
by James Jessenfedden June 16, 2022
Alternative to rape van.
I went to pick up my date at her parents house. They were reassured when they saw I was driving an ecstatic consent van. They knew their daughter was going out with a respectable guy.
by James Jessenfedden May 17, 2022
Babe, this tuna salad needs at least three tablespoons of mayo in it.
Fuck off! Don’t mayonaissesplain.
Fuck off! Don’t mayonaissesplain.
by James Jessenfedden March 21, 2021
by James Jessenfedden October 12, 2020
by James Jessenfedden October 3, 2020