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Mayonaissesplain
When
your boyfriend
tells you the proper amount of
mayonnaise
to put on a sandwich or in
a salad
.
Babe, this
tuna salad
needs at least three tablespoons of
mayo
in it.
Fuck off! Don’t
mayonaissesplain
.
by
James Jessenfedden
March 21, 2021
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