rent-a-Clouseau

A security guard who falsely accuses somebody of malfeasance or wrongdoing and stubbornly defends this assumption.
I'm banned from that Safeway because the rent-a-Clouseau thinks I'm a shoplifter.
by James Conrad May 20, 2008
mugGet the rent-a-Clouseaumug.

101 Damnations

Exclamation used to express exasperation or disgust.
"I can't get this computer to boot up properly! 101 Damnations!"
by James Conrad January 12, 2009
mugGet the 101 Damnationsmug.