101 Damnations

Exclamation used to express exasperation or disgust.

"I can't get this computer to boot up properly! 101 Damnations!"

by James Conrad January 12, 2009

rent-a-Clouseau

A security guard who falsely accuses somebody of malfeasance or wrongdoing and stubbornly defends this assumption.

I'm banned from that Safeway because the rent-a-Clouseau thinks I'm a shoplifter.

by James Conrad May 20, 2008