Top Definition
A security guard who falsely accuses somebody of malfeasance or wrongdoing and stubbornly defends this assumption.
I'm banned from that Safeway because the rent-a-Clouseau thinks I'm a shoplifter.
by James Conrad May 20, 2008

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