rent-a-Clouseau

A security guard who falsely accuses somebody of malfeasance or wrongdoing and stubbornly defends this assumption.

I'm banned from that Safeway because the rent-a-Clouseau thinks I'm a shoplifter.

rent-a-Clouseau by James Conrad May 20, 2008

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