9 definitions by James Headfield
Australian Jesus is a white guy with long hair who heads his own cult in the Australian outback. He appeals to monied persons, and ignores the poor. He convinces them to leave their families, show up in Australia (if they're foreigners), and place their monies in the palm. Then, he puts them into a heightened emotional state that makes them cry. If you wish to abandon all that is good and true in life, and then cry, then you are encouraged to seek out the cult of Australian Jesus.
Example for Australian Jesus:
"You don't believe in Jesus!?"
"No, of course I believe in Him. He's that one fella in Australia."
"You don't believe in Jesus!?"
"No, of course I believe in Him. He's that one fella in Australia."
by James Headfield March 10, 2020
2021 Romantic Disease Drama with the famous ending where the two main characters go in for the big kiss at the subway station. And then, all the people around them boo and hiss them, and cover their mouths and vomit at the sight of them. But then, there's an orchestral swell because we're happy for them. And the credits roll.
Once it comes out on Blu-Ray, I look forward to getting nice and intimate with Coronavirus the Movie.
by James Headfield March 14, 2020
by James Headfield March 14, 2020
Similar in meaning to 'underemployed,' 'underattractive' is a word used to describe someone who is of middling-decent sex appeal. About a 5 or 6.
"Hey, she's not bad. She gets presentation points for sure."
"I guess so, but I still kinda find her underattractive."
"I guess so, but I still kinda find her underattractive."
by James Headfield March 10, 2020
Unflippinbelilevable is a safe and acceptable way to say the f-bomb to whomever, or whatever, you wish as your recipient. Members of the clergy, children, elders, dogs, well-done steaks, and televisions are common recipients of the un-f-bomb.
by James Headfield March 10, 2020
Dr. Perfection. Musician and producer who single-handedly founded Glam, Stadium, Ambient, and Electronica. He was in Roxy Music. He ghostwrote everything by Kraftwerk. He was married to David Bowie. He was the fifth Talking Head. He fired David Crosby. And the best part of all: Everyone is related to him.
by James Headfield March 10, 2020
Coined during the early days of the Trump presidency, 'Free Melania' was a massive outcry for the release of his wife from forced marriage. However, since Trump rejects democracy, she has yet to attain liberation from her miserable state. But let not the flame die out.
by James Headfield March 10, 2020