24 definitions by James Bourne

we need to talk

Usually what the bitch sais after you dump your load on her face. A very good indicator that you''l be sleeping on the coach and getting no pussy for a long time.

After emptying his sack onto her kisser, Janice told Bob that they 'need to talk.'

by James Bourne September 23, 2003

qweef

the one thing that keeps guys from eating out their girlfriends.

The stank gas that shot into Jeff's face after he licked her clit almost made him pass out.

by James Bourne September 15, 2003

self expression

The proper term used to discribe when kk and doom give people the Middle Finger.

When the judge asked the reason why KK flicked off the traffic cop, KK stated that he was only expressing himself.

by James Bourne September 10, 2003

memphis

an anchient egyption city that was once the capitol of the civilisation.

King Tut fucked Uncle Funkalunkel's ancester up in Memphis.

by James Bourne February 21, 2004

K-Tard

another name for the fans of K-mart.

anyone who is a K-mart fan is a K-Tard.

by James Bourne September 14, 2003

the cats ass

A niftyier way of saying cool, that is the shit, or this is wonderful. It is also used to say that someone or something is really clever or intelligent.

the guys at holybullshit.com are the cats ass.

by James Bourne February 21, 2004

asshole

Slang for the anal opening. This term is has many functions, either as a term of endearment, or as a graphic description of a potential victim. Sometimes comes in groups called bunches.

"Who let that fucking Asshole in here?"

by James Bourne September 6, 2003