6 definitions by Jakel

Ja'kel

Do not trust he/she at all they do not care about life all they care about is chaos.Although a person named ja'kel seems very friendly and may walk around with a smile on their face.They are not trustworthy at all and will definitely switch up on you if they get the chance.

That person over there is definitely named Ja'kel

by Jakel November 22, 2021

Aggresingler

to agressively enter throught the rear of a human(my personal opinion is female
but there are some faggots who like the man)and then, suddenly, out of shear
anger and agressiveness, smack her with a pan.

im horny and angry. Aggresingler time

by Jakel December 31, 2005

SooperDayv

JakeL's Main homey, SooperDayv is a bad ass nigga' straight off the streets of Bolton.

He is a member of the South Side 'Hoods.

Dayv has capped 23 fools in his career and preformed 15 drive-by's

In closing, don't fuck wit' Dayv

Aw, Dayv wants us dead, we're pretty much fucked.

by Jakel May 10, 2005

Smemungus

The greek god of nut cheese, he blesses his followers by going to their enemy's houses at night and spreading nut cheese un their upper lip.

I pray to Smemungus evry night to work nhis majic on George W. Bush.

by Jakel October 24, 2004

South Side 'Hoods

The meanest gang in Bolton, Ontario.
Responsible for 45% of the crime in that area.

Oh shit! It's the South Side 'Hoods coming to shoot us to death!

by Jakel May 7, 2005

blackfinger

Someone who has stuck their fingers in Charlie's twat.

Greg is the most famous of the blackfingers.

by Jakel October 24, 2004