7 definitions by Jake E. Pants

sit on the grenade

1. After the man in the black pajamas throws a grenade in the middle of your unit, the sacrificial act of covering the grenade with your body in order to shield your comrades from the blast.
2. To occupy (especially through sexual activity) a hot chick's ugly friend so that your friend can score with the hot one

Bill: I need you to sit on the grenade
Jim: No way, I wouldn't even give that girl a hot carl.

by Jake E. Pants July 15, 2002

bukkake

1. noun Variety of fetish that involves repeated ejaculation on a female by many (8 will do) men.

2. verb To ejaculate on something, especially repeatedly

1. I think you have a future in bukkake videos.

2. Turn off your stereo or I will bukkake on it.

by Jake E. Pants May 15, 2002

mangina

when a guy pulls his dick and balls back between his legs (forming a basket of fruit behind him) and then putting his legs together to simulate the look of a vagina

That's one hairy mangina.

by Jake E. Pants July 15, 2002

poopydick

the condition often afflicting a man after he does someone in the pooper

Bill: What did you and Yolanda do last night?
Jim Bob: Let's just say I have a chronic case of poopydick

by Jake E. Pants July 15, 2002

rusty trumpet

1. the female version of the rusty trombone
2. to eat the ass of a woman while reaching around and fiddling with her special place (especially with several fingers, simulating a trumpet)

I gave your mother a rusty trumpet.
She loved it.

by Jake E. Pants July 15, 2002

epididymis

The network of sperm harboring tubes in your nut sack that feels like a bag o worms.

The uninformed often mistake their epididymis for testicular cancer.

by Jake E. Pants May 15, 2002

smegma

the best reason yet to get a circumcision

Susan said, "Do I have smegma on my teeth?"

by Jake E. Pants May 15, 2002