5 definitions by JahRoo

speed eater

Someone who unintentionally and without control, sporadically finds and eats "air biscuits" after getting high on meth. Often this level of intense and irreversible over-amperage if the result of extended and acute methamphetamine usage. It's often identical in appearance to the physical gestures a zombie would act out whilst roaming for human flesh. Distinguishable by a singular, sudden,rapid and twisting motion of the head to either side. During which the zombie quickly opens and closes the jaw as if to bite a yummies treat that is being dangled just above and out of reach. Repeated at random and frequent intervals.

"Damn that dude's ate up.. I'm surprised that Speed Eater ain't broke his neck yet doin' moves like that!"

by JahRoo May 22, 2023

speed eater

Someone who eates pussy after getting high in methamphetamine.

"The only reason I'm with the guy is because he's the best speed eater I've ever seen! I was raw for weeks!"

by JahRoo May 22, 2023

JahRoo

A man whom is overly adept in the sexual arts. He is usually so enthusiastic and interested in learning and perfecting his craft to the point that others might consider him to have a hyperfixation focused on being the best sexual encounter his partners have ever had.

So you were right Stacy. John was a total JahRoo! He ruined me for other men.

by JahRoo May 22, 2023

fatvantage

Exploiting ones obesity for sexual and/or monetary gains

"That bitch is taking fatvantage of that man!"

by JahRoo May 22, 2023

injectual

Someone who uses methamphetamine exclusively by means of intravenous injections for the singular, expectant purpose of enhancing sex.

Sinnamin: "Nah, I don't really smoke or snort it like other meth heads..I'm really just an injectual.."
Karhmah:"..do what?"
Sinnamin:"I'm an injectual. Staci and I only do ish by shooting it up while scissoring our muffs to the Pussy Cat Dolls cd you got me for Easter last year."

Karhmah: "Oh yeah! Like, I totes knew that already."

by JahRoo May 22, 2023