134 definitions by Jacques Asse
An austritch is just an Australian bitch, like flat-ass Miranda Kerr or the hapless Naomi Watts, or the ruined and brain-damaged Nicole Kidman.
by Jacques Asse August 16, 2010
Sarahstan is that cold, northern frontier land, near the Yukon, from whence Sarah the Palien was belched forth upon an innocent, unsuspecting world.
A land of vampires and demons and weird, twisted freakazoid white trash, Sarahstan is a vast arctic fortress of evil.
A land of vampires and demons and weird, twisted freakazoid white trash, Sarahstan is a vast arctic fortress of evil.
Watch it, asshole, or we'll send you to Sarahstan, land of bears and Eskimos and the neverending Darkness of the Palien.
by Jacques Asse December 29, 2010
by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009
by Jacques Asse July 29, 2009
A Stinking Emina refers to a girl that emits extremely noxious odors from her various orifices, especially after eating cheeses.
by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009
Goasting = goat + fisting, or goat fisting. The process whereby one powerfists a goat, and then carries it around on their arm for several days, flapping one's arms like a large bird, saying "baw, baw, baw" with eyes crossed is goasting.
Women can also be involved in the late stages as the goat falls off the arm, which can then be used to cunt punch.
Women can also be involved in the late stages as the goat falls off the arm, which can then be used to cunt punch.
Goasting: it's what's for dinner.
by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009
da RuleZ these little traditions that people used to follow but now freely ignore.
Like how black thugletes and golfsters have legions of white sluts.
Like how black thugletes and golfsters have legions of white sluts.
by Jacques Asse January 13, 2010