1 definition by Jacque Mayhophe
Surprise Closet Secks (lolz)
The act of throwing someone in the closet, yelling surprise and then vigorously make sweet passionate love to them, unless they say no with in 5 seconds then you mustn't secks them up or you will be charged with rape, or if its a prostitute, slut, or whore you will be charged with theft.
The act of throwing someone in the closet, yelling surprise and then vigorously make sweet passionate love to them, unless they say no with in 5 seconds then you mustn't secks them up or you will be charged with rape, or if its a prostitute, slut, or whore you will be charged with theft.
person1: Oh hey_______.
person2: -throws person one in closet- SURPRISE!!!!!1
person1:AHHHH SCS!!!!
person2:-starts making love vigorously- OHHHHH YAHHHH
person2: -throws person one in closet- SURPRISE!!!!!1
person1:AHHHH SCS!!!!
person2:-starts making love vigorously- OHHHHH YAHHHH
by Jacque Mayhophe May 4, 2010