JackassNSlacker's definitions

Clusterfuckatopolis

A place where anything that can go wrong will go wrong and frequently does so, leaving its population feeling useless and aggravated to extremes few knew were possible.

Wife: hey honey,how was work
husband: oh you mean clusterfuckatopolis? it was abso-fucking-lutely fan-fucking-tastic

by JackassNSlacker April 26, 2009

Swedish steamroller

A perverse sexual act in which an extremely obese female defecates on the chest of her male partner and then proceeds to wallow in the aforementioned defecation.

Dude 1: How come that guy is in the corner shaking?

Dude 2: Last night, some fat bitch gave him the Swedish steamroller.

by JackassNSlacker April 6, 2009

trammed

A state of extreme alcholic intoxication.

I'm going to the bar later, and I'm gonna get fucking trammed.

by JackassNSlacker April 7, 2009