shrimp

A shrivelled penis resulting from a person spending all the summer sunbaking in the nude
(it can also be an insult)

my surfer boyfrend is such a shrimp

that 50-year-old man just ditched his speedos. argh, he's gonna get a shrimp.

by jackass April 17, 2004

Snowball

Giving oral to someone, and the person thinks you swallowed it, but you spit it in there mouth, pretending to kiss them.

*thought to self* Im gunna spit his cum back in his mouth for donkey punching me.

by Jackass June 02, 2003

Fickle Fuck

One who is a fuck that changes his opinion and mind multiple times causing shit to stirr

He is such a fickle fuck! When will he ever settle down?

by JaCkAsS February 05, 2014

aesic

Cock , Penis , Weiner

His aesic is huge .

by Jackass December 06, 2003

eggjob

the art of shoving an egg (hard boiled or soft or raw) into ones anus any other orifice (vagina/mouth) to arouse sexual pleasure

I like to wake up every morning with a nice fresh eggjob.

my boyufrend eggjobbed me and now i have salmonella because it was raw.

by jackass April 17, 2004

Massachusetts

I’m from Massachusetts. Where the roads are horrible. We are only bad drivers to anyone not from Mass. We have the greatest sports teams in the world. Super Bowl Champs and the World series in one year. Bad weather but we wouldn’t change it for the world. The cape is where we all migrate in the summer. We say a lot and use wicked as a noun, verb and adjective. We live off of iced coffee and it’s a meal supplement. No one is better than Massholes

Jack: I’m from Massachusetts

Tim: Oh! My hometown team is way better than yours!

Jack: How many championships do you have again?

by jackass May 01, 2019

Zander

See Chris Booze.

by Jackass May 15, 2003