19 definitions by Jackass

shrimp

A shrivelled penis resulting from a person spending all the summer sunbaking in the nude
(it can also be an insult)

my surfer boyfrend is such a shrimp

that 50-year-old man just ditched his speedos. argh, he's gonna get a shrimp.

by Jackass April 17, 2004

Wheller is a brit-ish feller

by Jackass October 15, 2004

the use of something to abstruct blood flow to the head to increase masturbation pleasure at climax

karl died while scarfing to horseflesh's sweat stained t-shirt

by Jackass February 20, 2005

directly translated as "bitch", which you can use for anything you would use "bitch" or "beatch" for.

Fo shizzle my biznitch.

by Jackass March 24, 2003

Giving oral to someone, and the person thinks you swallowed it, but you spit it in there mouth, pretending to kiss them.

*thought to self* Im gunna spit his cum back in his mouth for donkey punching me.

by Jackass June 2, 2003

small piece of faeces, commonly found after eating copious amounts of 2 min noodles.

My God Qorky, why did you not flush that loglet down the toilet?

by Jackass July 15, 2003

a backstabber that can't get it up because he/she has no life outside of a computer.

He stays on the computer 24/7. He's such a flipmode. Poor bastard

by Jackass April 20, 2004