Jackass's definitions

pissed off

antonym for being pissed on.

"At that party, CJ drank so much that he got pissed on, now he's just pissed off."

by jackass January 5, 2003

Split your wig

To cut someones head open with an axe.

im gonna split yo wig

by Jackass January 15, 2004

loglet

small piece of faeces, commonly found after eating copious amounts of 2 min noodles.

My God Qorky, why did you not flush that loglet down the toilet?

by jackass July 15, 2003

deuce deuce

deuce deuce is short for twenty two, which can be used to describe anything that is 22, like 22 inch rims, but initially refered to a .22 caliber gun

Bith got taken by a deuce deuce.

by jackass March 23, 2003

Zander

See Chris Booze.

by Jackass May 15, 2003

eggjob

the art of shoving an egg (hard boiled or soft or raw) into ones anus any other orifice (vagina/mouth) to arouse sexual pleasure

I like to wake up every morning with a nice fresh eggjob.

my boyufrend eggjobbed me and now i have salmonella because it was raw.

by jackass April 17, 2004

aesic

Cock , Penis , Weiner

His aesic is huge .

by Jackass December 6, 2003