Jackass's definitions

scarfing

the use of something to abstruct blood flow to the head to increase masturbation pleasure at climax

karl died while scarfing to horseflesh's sweat stained t-shirt

by jackass February 20, 2005

loglet

small piece of faeces, commonly found after eating copious amounts of 2 min noodles.

My God Qorky, why did you not flush that loglet down the toilet?

by jackass July 15, 2003

flipmode

a backstabber that can't get it up because he/she has no life outside of a computer.

He stays on the computer 24/7. He's such a flipmode. Poor bastard

by jackass April 20, 2004

pissed off

antonym for being pissed on.

"At that party, CJ drank so much that he got pissed on, now he's just pissed off."

by jackass January 5, 2003

Zander

See Chris Booze.

by Jackass May 15, 2003

Hegewisch

place were durty people live, like someone named Ogre.

hegewisch has a bunch of ogres that live there, and is nowhere close to being as good as the EAST SIDE.

by jackass April 22, 2005

eggjob

the art of shoving an egg (hard boiled or soft or raw) into ones anus any other orifice (vagina/mouth) to arouse sexual pleasure

I like to wake up every morning with a nice fresh eggjob.

my boyufrend eggjobbed me and now i have salmonella because it was raw.

by jackass April 17, 2004