Jack Meoff's definitions

LWE

Lwe- li****a wrestling entertainment.
pro wrestling industry where mr.president is the best and #1 fan favorite in all of wrestling

Mr. President hits the closeline from congress on Rundertaker. 1-2-3 we have a NEW Lwe CHAMP!

by Jack Meoff July 3, 2004

tom-tom

When you slap someone (preferly a chick) with ur penis

I tom-tomed her last night accross her tits

by Jack Meoff July 10, 2003

Jack Meoff

A godamn sexy name.

by Jack Meoff April 21, 2003

ETL

A gang who calls themselves Escape The Law
They spray their tag everywhere and pretend like they do drugs and drink but when you ask them they deny belonging. They are from Woodinville Washington so they automatically arent a real gang.
Any faggot who wears a talltee is considered ETL

ETL is gay and so are all its members.

by Jack Meoff June 20, 2006

banana hammock

a phrase used between guys to tell one another to check out one girl or another

hey vince banana hammock at 5 o'clock

by jack meoff January 12, 2007

Hang Time

Relating to how long a fart can sustain it's intenisty of smell

Dude that fart got some terrible hang time

by Jack Meoff May 5, 2004

grundle cake

A cake that can be formed with a handful of fromunda cheese, grundle juice (sweat), and hair. In serving this, one might ask if they would care for a scoop of grundle cake. A true delight it is!

Dude, those cookies taste like shit, want some grundle cake?

by Jack Meoff February 3, 2005