Jack Meoff's definitions

homofag

first of all the 4th definition is fucking bullshit, furthermore
Homo-fag an extremely gay person, thing midget, or penis, ect ect

U fucked your dad therefore u r a homofag

by jack meoff November 17, 2003

chokin the chicken

Placing your hand on your penis and moving it up and down in a fast motion.
Also called "Whacking off".

That slut val said she wants to watch me when i'm chokin my chicken then suck it.

by Jack Meoff July 10, 2003

LWE

Lwe- li****a wrestling entertainment.
pro wrestling industry where mr.president is the best and #1 fan favorite in all of wrestling

Mr. President hits the closeline from congress on Rundertaker. 1-2-3 we have a NEW Lwe CHAMP!

by Jack Meoff July 3, 2004

ETL

A gang who calls themselves Escape The Law
They spray their tag everywhere and pretend like they do drugs and drink but when you ask them they deny belonging. They are from Woodinville Washington so they automatically arent a real gang.
Any faggot who wears a talltee is considered ETL

ETL is gay and so are all its members.

by Jack Meoff June 20, 2006

Hang Time

Relating to how long a fart can sustain it's intenisty of smell

Dude that fart got some terrible hang time

by Jack Meoff May 5, 2004

electric sex

adj: 1sexy 2when something eminates sex or exudes an unlimited amount of attractiveness 3 las vegas 4 when a chick uses a vibe

damn that chick is electric sex

by jack meoff December 26, 2004

hoho

A person oh is young,naive,and usually has a question mark on the end of every sentence.Also a post whore on the internet furoms and chat rooms.

Kevin is a HOHO! Kevin can be such a HOHO on the WWW.

by Jack Meoff February 10, 2005