douche master flex

A man or woman who has truly mastered the ability to be a douche bag and deserves the title of being a master flex in their talents.

You my friend are a douche master flex for eating that fish taco!

by Jack Meoff February 03, 2005

SPD

Is and abbreviation for silent but deadly which usaully relates to a silent expulshin of methane gases and has terrible oder and hang time

Ohh what smells i didnt even here it comming

by Jack Meoff May 05, 2004

banana hammock

a phrase used between guys to tell one another to check out one girl or another

hey vince banana hammock at 5 o'clock

by jack meoff January 12, 2007

chokin the chicken

Placing your hand on your penis and moving it up and down in a fast motion.
Also called "Whacking off".

That slut val said she wants to watch me when i'm chokin my chicken then suck it.

by Jack Meoff July 10, 2003

LWE

Lwe- li****a wrestling entertainment.
pro wrestling industry where mr.president is the best and #1 fan favorite in all of wrestling

Mr. President hits the closeline from congress on Rundertaker. 1-2-3 we have a NEW Lwe CHAMP!

by Jack Meoff July 03, 2004

homofag

first of all the 4th definition is fucking bullshit, furthermore
Homo-fag an extremely gay person, thing midget, or penis, ect ect

U fucked your dad therefore u r a homofag

by jack meoff November 17, 2003

tom-tom

When you slap someone (preferly a chick) with ur penis

I tom-tomed her last night accross her tits

by Jack Meoff July 10, 2003