Definitions by Jack Goff

Muddy Cone 

Happens when having anal sex without a rubber. Some feces gets stuck under the head (or cone) of your penis.

The stripper I took home last night wouldn't let me screw her pussy because she was on her period so I did her in her ass without a condom. I woke up this morning with a muddy cone.

Muddy Cone by Jack Goff November 24, 2007

Split Pee Soup 

The condition of having your pee split into two or three directions as a result of having sperm sticking the end of your penis partially shut. Usually happens when you wake up in the morning after having sex

I woke up after banging that pooh butt last night and when I went to piss I had split pee soup everywhere.

Split Pee Soup by Jack Goff October 23, 2007

Bum Bait 

An old couch or mattress left in an alley or vacant lot. These things attract bums like flies. The cops know that they can usually find bums there arrest them for warrants, vagrancy etc

Todd: Can you help me move my old couch into the alley for the trash truck to pick it up?

Charlie: You don't want to lay out bum bait do you? You'll have some hobo or junkie sleeping on it by the morning.

Bum Bait by Jack Goff June 6, 2007

drilled mud 

When you tried to fart but accidentally shit your pants.

Dude, I just tried to fart but drilled mud instead.

drilled mud by Jack Goff October 8, 2006

Clubbing the chimp 

Another term for male masturbation.

I came home early and caught Phil clubbing the chimp while watching a porno.

Clubbing the chimp by Jack Goff September 23, 2006

wad gobbler

Someone that swallows sperm. Can be male or female.

I think that my boss is a wad gobbler. He keeps looking at my package.

wad gobbler by Jack Goff September 9, 2006

hit The Wall 

The point at which a girl that used to be hot, is no longer hot. This is typically due to advancing age.

Heather Locklear has finally hit the wall. She must be over 40 now.

hit The Wall by Jack Goff June 11, 2006