Jack Da Rippa's definitions

Clink

Money, pound , dollar - also directly relates to clinkting meaning expensive or a lot of money.

'this weed was 50 clinks'
'nigga, dat is bare clinkting'

by Jack Da Rippa May 15, 2005

mackeral

A mackeral is a word used in London and the surrounding countys to describe a wannabe gangsta. These are people who try to intimidate others by threatening them with gangster actions such as 'spraying them wiv their Ak's' or 'merking them with their mandem'. However, any attempt to do so would be futlye. The perpertrators are normally 'wastemanz' or 'hairdressers' who try to make themselves feel better by trying to act cool and hard.

Martyn: oi blud , call up yo' Peter Pandem, we gots bare beef wiv rob da hairdresser

Matt: aaww Allow bruv, that bredrin is a Mackeral. I slew manz like dat on da reg just fo jizzlez.

Martyn: Brrrrrrrllllllaaaaap.

by Jack Da Rippa February 1, 2006

cockjoust

1.To thrust with an erect male penis

Did you see jon cack joust that girls face?
Or
I will cack joust your eye out!

by Jack Da Rippa May 15, 2005

clinkting

very expensive or a lot of money.
originates for the word clink meaning money. The words stem from the slums of south London and Kent (UK) but are beginning to spread into london and the surropunding counties

'Ths shizzle is bare Clinkting blood'

by Jack Da Rippa May 15, 2005

unhygienic

unhygienic is a word used to describe something being cool or very good.. usually used to describe an 'ill' tune. Relates directly to the complimentry words 'disgusting' and 'messy'

Clarke: i love this new grime riddim
Matt: yeeeeeeaaaah boi, dis tune is unhygienic blud!
Clarke: fo' shizzle dizzle

by Jack Da Rippa February 1, 2006