25 definitions by Jack de wack
When a person male or female intentionally licks another male or female's face while a picture is being taken and uses it as a profile picture on facebook
Jack- Rachel, how many licktims do you have now ? ?
Rachel- I have several, a few of my baby's daddy's and I think one with Kate and one with Maria.
Jack- wow, thats kinda messed up, why not just a nice picture ?
Rachel- hey moe fuggah, cause thats how Rachy rolls ! !
Maria- She liked my face like a fuckin labrodor ! WTF ! !
Christie- Hell kid that's just Rachy being Rachy !
Kate- Ummm, yeah, anybody want to buy a didlo ? ? anyone ? ? ?
Brenduh- Which one of you fucks took my kids sponge bob hat ! ! It's not funny. You guys suck ! !
Rachel- I have several, a few of my baby's daddy's and I think one with Kate and one with Maria.
Jack- wow, thats kinda messed up, why not just a nice picture ?
Rachel- hey moe fuggah, cause thats how Rachy rolls ! !
Maria- She liked my face like a fuckin labrodor ! WTF ! !
Christie- Hell kid that's just Rachy being Rachy !
Kate- Ummm, yeah, anybody want to buy a didlo ? ? anyone ? ? ?
Brenduh- Which one of you fucks took my kids sponge bob hat ! ! It's not funny. You guys suck ! !
by Jack de wack November 3, 2010
Drippy Wet Vagina- when a friend is being real cunty about something that normal people usually don't get cunty about, unless they are on the rag and trying to be difficult.
Jack: Hey scott, want to go to la ruana for lunch today?
Scott: I don't know, i gotta hit the cash machine and get some money. and who's gonna drive ? and well i'm not really that hungry yet. so ummm yeah, i don't know
Jack: dude, why are you such a DWV today? gimme a break, here's a tampon ! mutha fuka please ! !
Scott: I don't know, i gotta hit the cash machine and get some money. and who's gonna drive ? and well i'm not really that hungry yet. so ummm yeah, i don't know
Jack: dude, why are you such a DWV today? gimme a break, here's a tampon ! mutha fuka please ! !
by Jack de wack February 3, 2009
The art,(it is truely an art!)of keeping the cooler organized,free of water and full of ice and consumables. re-stocking the cooler with beverage as needed and making sure none of them are warm or skunky.
jack: on our yearly trip to englishtown i usually do the "cooler maintenance" we all bring beers.
ryan: dude, i'll bring copious amounts of meat for the grill
phil: i'll bring my garmin and i'll try not to throw up
scott: ummm, yeah, wow, i can't go guys, sorry. but if i do go i'll bring two 36 packs of brew.
bob: i'll bring my breathing machine. and tell fuck stories.
jay: i'll try not to bang any under age girls, nugggah ! !
ryan: dude, i'll bring copious amounts of meat for the grill
phil: i'll bring my garmin and i'll try not to throw up
scott: ummm, yeah, wow, i can't go guys, sorry. but if i do go i'll bring two 36 packs of brew.
bob: i'll bring my breathing machine. and tell fuck stories.
jay: i'll try not to bang any under age girls, nugggah ! !
by Jack de wack June 26, 2008
When you pull out while having sex and "spray" sperm all over your girls face, chest, belly or ass. As it hits any of those surfaces gravity soon affects the jizz and in starts to roll "down".
by Jack de wack May 19, 2008