6 definitions by Jack Denarvi

Shedboiler

A middle aged or older woman who attempts to present herself as a younger woman. Normally through her wardrobe, make up, vernacular and recreational habits. It is often the case these actions are to hide any creeping bitterness.
Also known as sheddies.

Old Johnny has converted his backyard shed into a pretend dungeon in an attempt to attract shedboilers so they can act out their puerile fantasies.

by Jack Denarvi July 4, 2023

glorytalker

Someone who tells stories of their past usually with a liberal dose of embellishment

Old Harry is such a glorytalker. Yesterday he told me about a night back in the 80's when he drank a bottle of Bourbon, did 10 lines, had sex with 4 women, ate a whole turkey, drove his motorbike into an outlaw bar, got into 6 fights...won them all then rode to the coast to watch the sunrise and smoke a cuban cigar.

by Jack Denarvi July 9, 2023

meddlemouth

Someone who butts into conversations ignoring social etiquettes and often attempts to change the context of the conversation without respect to others. Essentially only interested in their own point of view.

I've had enough of John being such a meddlemouth. Every time someone is telling a story but tries to talk over them with a total lack of respect. Next time I will shut his big mouth.

by Jack Denarvi July 14, 2023

woodmaker

A sexually alluring woman

With what little clothes Lulu is wearing out tonight she is bound to be a surefire woodmaker.

by Jack Denarvi August 16, 2023

Snatchbandit

A lascivious man with little or no moral compass who constantly and aggressively chases women.

Hey girls watch out for that guy Harry with the hungry eyes, he's a real snatchbandit.

by Jack Denarvi July 5, 2023

acadidiot

A person with an academic background who is not very smart.

After years of formal education and having read a thousand books Robert has become nothing more than an acadidiot .

by Jack Denarvi July 11, 2023