JaY's definitions

chode

when someone dick is thicker than it is longer

man, i have a chode

by jay February 12, 2003

[d-_-b]

asia face with headphones

"Hey d-_-b"
"holy crap, that guy looks like d-_-b"

by Jay May 6, 2005

stfuing

verb; The stating of the word "STFU"
A word used commonly on the internet, when someone wishes to use the stfu statement in the verb sense.

"I'm bored with your constant stfuing, go eat a banana or something."

by Jay May 13, 2005

hougy

A hot guy

Isn't he such a hougy?

by Jay February 17, 2004

The Jay

A cock slap followed by ejaculation in the female's eye... followed with a quick apology and a good laugh.

She was giving me head, and I hit her with The Jay... It was awesome, but she got mad becasue I wouldn't stop laughing.

by Jay December 10, 2004

cool points

1. a system of points devised to determine the cool level of a person...points are given and taken on a 5 or 10 point basis...r if the action is really bad a maximum of 25 points can be taken. After hitting the -30 mark you can officially be condered as a carier of S.A.R.S. (see also S.A.R.S.)

ChronicMasterbator took something i made up and made a definition fo it...me and tony madeit up...not him...he loses 25 points...and seeing as though he was already at -20 he now has -50...he has died of S.A.R.S.

by jay August 18, 2003

black cave

adj.
through means of a prosititute. When one kicks in the teeth of said prostitute. Done when the buyer says "Let me get my wallet" then preceeds to kick in the teeth of the prostitute.

"I'm going to give Hannah on the third floor a black cave.

by Jay May 13, 2005