flashlight whip

when you get beaten over the head with a flashlight for talking like a dumbass and keeping everyone up

Shut up, no one likes you! If you say another word I'm going to flashlight whip you!

by Jay September 15, 2003

rebornation

rebornation - to start over and fix yourself. It's just like saying, your going to change for someone. -- rebordanate, rebornation, reBORN, CHANGE.

Drastic measures cause for drastic changes - stage 1 of rebornation

by Jay July 27, 2004

yuff

Small parasitic rodent that lives in socks and eats human toes. Disguises self as piece of lint.

That yuff ate my toes and now i'm bleeding to death. Ouch.

by Jay January 1, 2005

mastercief

made up by me and it means that the man is on top showing that he is in charge

i am the masterchief

by jay March 18, 2005

nirvana

one of the greatest bands of all time. right up there w/ metallica and stp.

nirvana rocks

by Jay May 14, 2003

open faced roastbeef sandwich

pussy, beaver, moose knuckles, camel toe

He buried his face in her open faced roastbeef sandwich

by Jay October 10, 2004

dominate

When a Woman controls a man. A Woman who wants to dominate will find it much easier and more pleasant if She adds paddling and humiliation. Domination usually requires that the Woman humiliate the man to some degree.

I totally dominate my husband/boyfriend!

by Jay April 23, 2005