26 definitions by JaX
Denny's is a 24-hour diner. They serve warm mediocre quality food, coffee, and the essential Meat-Lover's Skillet. To fully qualify as a Denny's however the diner must have:
1.) A waitress that has worked there way too long. She is missing a finger, a tooth, or maybe she has a 6th toe. In any case she's freaking tired and does not take any of your crap.
2.) One of the following non-conformists:
"To be a non-conformist, you have to dress in black, and listen to the same music we do."
a.) Goth kids. Black attire, hopped up on caffeine writing bad gothic poetry (i.e. "If a drop of blood would make you smile I would slash my wrists till I expired in a crimson puddle of my wasted love")
b.) Wiccan kids. Not to be confused with Goth kids. They wear black too, but lean more toward the caped Halloween look. They must have bumper stickers on their car that read something like "My other car is a broomstick". They know magik so you better not mess with them.
c.) Emo kids. You will either have the tolerable ones who actually know something about music, or the lame ones that just discovered the fad out of Seventeen magazine. Availability varies by location. Dashboard anyone?
3.) The bitter kid that makes fun of those people in #2. This can be damn funny.
4.) The creepy midnight shift guy. No one knows much about him, but they wish he's take a shower.
5.) The people who drag their whining screaming brats out for an 11 pm dinner. Maybe if Mommy hadn't been turning tricks all day she would have made you a home cooked meal.
6.) The drunks. If need help spotting them they the person that just went into the booth headfirst. Also, the stoners. They never bothered to find the booth; they are sitting on the floor.
7.) An impossible to operate crane machine.
8.) Billowing clouds of smoke. What non-smoking section?
9.) Endless amount of coffee! Endless! *Sigh* and tea, for those types.
1.) A waitress that has worked there way too long. She is missing a finger, a tooth, or maybe she has a 6th toe. In any case she's freaking tired and does not take any of your crap.
2.) One of the following non-conformists:
"To be a non-conformist, you have to dress in black, and listen to the same music we do."
a.) Goth kids. Black attire, hopped up on caffeine writing bad gothic poetry (i.e. "If a drop of blood would make you smile I would slash my wrists till I expired in a crimson puddle of my wasted love")
b.) Wiccan kids. Not to be confused with Goth kids. They wear black too, but lean more toward the caped Halloween look. They must have bumper stickers on their car that read something like "My other car is a broomstick". They know magik so you better not mess with them.
c.) Emo kids. You will either have the tolerable ones who actually know something about music, or the lame ones that just discovered the fad out of Seventeen magazine. Availability varies by location. Dashboard anyone?
3.) The bitter kid that makes fun of those people in #2. This can be damn funny.
4.) The creepy midnight shift guy. No one knows much about him, but they wish he's take a shower.
5.) The people who drag their whining screaming brats out for an 11 pm dinner. Maybe if Mommy hadn't been turning tricks all day she would have made you a home cooked meal.
6.) The drunks. If need help spotting them they the person that just went into the booth headfirst. Also, the stoners. They never bothered to find the booth; they are sitting on the floor.
7.) An impossible to operate crane machine.
8.) Billowing clouds of smoke. What non-smoking section?
9.) Endless amount of coffee! Endless! *Sigh* and tea, for those types.
"Denny's exist for one purpose and that is to serve the completely exhausted an the totally wasted... and no one else. Because of that fact you can go in there an order anything without reading a single word, you just point to the photograph of the food you want." ~ Sabrina Matthews
by JaX January 4, 2005
said as a filler, used as a sarcastic retort to something obnoxious, meaning most likely to shut the hell up and stop talking, or take the direction of the conversation a different way.
by JaX November 16, 2004
"I got no time to sit and flip and pop bullshit
Turn up your stereo, hops, insert the rhyme clip" - Ice-T, Pulse of the Rhyme
Turn up your stereo, hops, insert the rhyme clip" - Ice-T, Pulse of the Rhyme
by JaX June 18, 2006
by JaX August 1, 2003
The acronym for Female Urination Device. These are items that aid a woman in peeing while standing, eliminating the need to expose the lower half of the body in order to urinate as well as the 'spash back' factor. They are especially useful while camping, performing outdoor sports, in nasty public restrooms, and on road trips.
I had to pee so bad, I was lucky I brought my FUD along on the road trip, or everyone on the freeway would have seen my backside!
by JaX October 28, 2014
by JaX April 11, 2005
Social Distortion: one of the only punk-surviving bands today. They rock like no one has ever done before.
by JaX August 28, 2004