7 definitions by JWSmythe
Sexual gratification derived from a fully dressed adult squatting in a pie and wiggling around while crying.
Synonymous include Boston cream splat, Dutch apple ass, fullmoon moon pie, and Hoboken squat cobbler.
Synonymous include Boston cream splat, Dutch apple ass, fullmoon moon pie, and Hoboken squat cobbler.
by JWSmythe February 24, 2016
Three Letter Agencies are a general category of "spook" agencies, which defend America, but generally act mysteriously. A knock on the door at any hour from any of them should make you want to run for the back door or jump out the nearest window, except it won't help since they're already watching it.
Some are likely to make you disappear. Some may just want to question you. Some, you'll never know about, but they're already watching you. It doesn't matter that you may not have heard of some of them, they already know who you are, who you've dated, and what you ate for breakfast.
ATF - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives
CIA - Central Intelligence Agency
DEA - Drug Enforcement Agency
DHS - Department of Homeland Security
DIA - Defense Intelligence Agency
DOD - Department of Defense
DOE - Department of Energy (yes, them too)
FBI - Federal Bureau of Investigation
INR - Bureau of Intelligence and Research
ISR - Air Force Intelligence, Surveillance and Reconnaissance Agency
NRO - National Reconnaissance Office
NGA - National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency
NSA - National Security Agency
ONI - Office of Naval Intelligence
TFI - Office of Terrorism and Financial Intelligence
USSS (United States Secret Service) falls into this category, even though it has 4 letter in its acronym.
Some are likely to make you disappear. Some may just want to question you. Some, you'll never know about, but they're already watching you. It doesn't matter that you may not have heard of some of them, they already know who you are, who you've dated, and what you ate for breakfast.
ATF - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives
CIA - Central Intelligence Agency
DEA - Drug Enforcement Agency
DHS - Department of Homeland Security
DIA - Defense Intelligence Agency
DOD - Department of Defense
DOE - Department of Energy (yes, them too)
FBI - Federal Bureau of Investigation
INR - Bureau of Intelligence and Research
ISR - Air Force Intelligence, Surveillance and Reconnaissance Agency
NRO - National Reconnaissance Office
NGA - National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency
NSA - National Security Agency
ONI - Office of Naval Intelligence
TFI - Office of Terrorism and Financial Intelligence
USSS (United States Secret Service) falls into this category, even though it has 4 letter in its acronym.
{Phone Rings}
Friend 1) Hey, how's it going
Friend 2) Ok, but there's a black van parked in front of my
house. I think it's a three-letter agency and {static}{click}
Friend 1) Hello? Hello? What would one of the three-letter agencies want with you?
Friend 2 is never heard from again.
Friend 1) Hey, how's it going
Friend 2) Ok, but there's a black van parked in front of my
house. I think it's a three-letter agency and {static}{click}
Friend 1) Hello? Hello? What would one of the three-letter agencies want with you?
Friend 2 is never heard from again.
by JWSmythe June 4, 2009
by JWSmythe June 17, 2021
verb: To be removed from the gene pool by methodologies described in Charles Darwin's "On The Origin of Species".
Some flowers grow to resemble the creature pollinating them. Well, the ones that resemble them are the ones that thrive. The others get Darwin'd.
by JWSmythe September 12, 2021
Acronym for the English phrase "the shit has hit the fan", used for brevity, or to use in otherwise polite conversation.
by JWSmythe March 2, 2017
1) plural noun - A stylized way hypernationalists of the United States of America say that they are "an American". It is typically only stated about someone who is a couple pickles short of a pie; or not the sharpest knife in the pond. That is, too stupid to even pronounce the word that indicates their nation of origin, while demanding all must know that it's the "gratest countriee in the whurld."
While it would seem to be a derogatory reference, those who say it frequently take pride in the 'Murika!ness.
Derived from Murika and 'Murika. Also related to the 1987 TV miniseries "Amerika", which they never watched, but believe it must be a tribute to the greatness of Amerika. The word has no relationship to the village Murika (population: 37) in Saaremaa Parish, Saare County, western Estonia.
2) plural noun - A group of people who would be known for espousing 'Murika!-isms.
While it would seem to be a derogatory reference, those who say it frequently take pride in the 'Murika!ness.
Derived from Murika and 'Murika. Also related to the 1987 TV miniseries "Amerika", which they never watched, but believe it must be a tribute to the greatness of Amerika. The word has no relationship to the village Murika (population: 37) in Saaremaa Parish, Saare County, western Estonia.
2) plural noun - A group of people who would be known for espousing 'Murika!-isms.
by JWSmythe June 9, 2021
/ ˈrætˌhoʊl /
noun. "rathole" | plural "ratholes"
1) The largest orifice on a human skull, typically used for intake of food, or exchange of CO2 rich air, with oxygen rich air. Some humans try to communicate through their rathole, with varying degrees of success.
It is called such, as it is the hole you eat rats with, therefore it is the rathole.
Some deviants use their ratholes as a way to begin the mating ritual. Some in more perverse ways than others.
The phrase was brought to common knowledge with the (alleged) fantasy time travel television/cable show, "Future Man" (2017, Hulu)
noun. "rathole" | plural "ratholes"
1) The largest orifice on a human skull, typically used for intake of food, or exchange of CO2 rich air, with oxygen rich air. Some humans try to communicate through their rathole, with varying degrees of success.
It is called such, as it is the hole you eat rats with, therefore it is the rathole.
Some deviants use their ratholes as a way to begin the mating ritual. Some in more perverse ways than others.
The phrase was brought to common knowledge with the (alleged) fantasy time travel television/cable show, "Future Man" (2017, Hulu)
by JWSmythe August 29, 2022