isr - i swear right

is used to agree with someone’s fact or opinion
Person 1: Omg that dress is sooo beautiful!

Person 2: isr
by kingg._. March 20, 2019
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Abbreviation for International Shit by the River which is a huge shit existing somewhere in Europe by a mid tier river that leads to absolutely nowhere. It’s origin is unknown because it was just there since beginning of time to fuck us up. Therefore, it’s fuckness is radiating super hard. It smells like dogshit or horse shit, just any kind of shit. Bitches that come from there are hideous and catastrophically low quality. There are mild aged hoes of many different low species looking to fuck peoples lives there, especially kids of around 13-16. Although the bitches are causing this disaster, nobody in Europe seems to want to start a good ol’ witch hunt.

The kids aka slaves to the system who enter ISR are basically in modern concentration camps and forced to do shit such as; act like playing the drum on the wall, talk about the government of fucking Bangladesh, and Some have to write a message on the wall with literal shit.

When they are finally released, they have the eyes that saw the end of the world. Most people who have seen the terrors ISR never make it in life, often becoming internet addicts later and is never offline on discord. Then they develop a severe porn addiction to which their excuse is that they have elevated to men of culture but in reality, they just have to fuck so bad their balls burst but can’t physically get in the sunlight anymore after enduring ISR. ISR is a major threat to the society
Dwight: look at this look at this!!!
Chad: The fuck this is fucked up. Stop showing me JOJO bizzare porn
Dwight: so you aren’t a man of culture after all. Pathetic.
Chad: If you weren’t writing this on discord chat to me right now, you would have been fine. But you chose to add pathetic at the end…
Dwight: you know I can’t go outside no more. ISR fucked me up bad
Chad: sorry about your loss

Mom: honey, something is really off with our son, he’s sitting infront of his computer buttass naked all day. I wonder if ISR fucked him up
Dad: oh baby. It’s nothing he’s a teenager. He’ll grow out of it soon
Mom: Honey what the fuck? His room is covered with moist tissues and smell of sex. He should not have saw ISR
Dad: it’s okaaaay. He’s our son he’s gonna be just fine.
Mom: there’s cartoon sex with censored genitalia with heavy moaning on hi
Dad: NOOOO FUCK. OH HELLNAAWW. Fuck baby ISR fucking fucked it. Our son is watching Hentai NOOOOOOOOO
by Calf slicer May 7, 2023
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ISR stands for a private school named San Roberto International School a Nord Anglia Education school located in Monterrey, Mexico. It is the best school in monterrey, and the tops of Mexico. The people there are really nice, and got some money. They are the smartest in Monterrey.
Wow she’s so smart she must be from ISR
by Monterreyvibes February 1, 2020
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In School Restriction. This is when you are held in a classroom apart from other students for one class period. Your teacher will often send work for you to do. Like ISS but not for as long of a time.
My friend had ISR during math because he was playing on his iPod yesterday.
by CatChick February 17, 2010
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"yo, you cats down for some ISR?"
by Rich B August 31, 2006
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A ISR is an In School Relationship. Strictly a relationship where is taken place in school, usually consists of the grades 4-8. These types of relationships, do not go on dates, do not kiss, or anything of that real couples do.
I dated a Connor a year ago, but it was a isr so it didn't really count as dating.
by im December 19, 2016
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Girl and boy school located in Monterrey, Mexico. Boys show their boxers and more; since they like the feeling of the air through their ass. Girls use slutty short skirts while pretending to be holy and spoiled daddy's little girl.
Boy: Woah, nice skirt! I wonder what's underneath it babe
Girl: Well, keep wondering becuase you're never gonna know asshole.
Boy: Damn, I sure as hell want that bitch
Boy 2: Well man, keep dreaming because she's from ISR
by NILS321 June 13, 2011
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