JOSHUWEA's definitions

roadkill

what you become when you stand in front of me speeding my car.

sigh, that poor racoon. got hit so damn hard it ruined my airconditioner though.

by JOSHUWEA January 10, 2005

blunt bong saber

the weapon bluntman and chronic (jay and silent bob) use to fight cocknocker in the last scene of jay and silent bob strike back. its a lightsaber but you can get high off of it.

i have a blunt bong saber! but its really just a bong.

by JOSHUWEA September 26, 2005

embargo

o grab me ' backwards.

Embargo! Embargo! Embargo! Embargo!

by JOSHUWEA January 10, 2005

clymanestra

one who is crazy and kills her husband/boyfriend if he cheats on her. With an axe and or knife when he takes a bath.

boy #1: did you hear about poor Jimmy?
boy #2: yeah, thats sad.
boy #1: yeah, his girlfriend is such a Clymanestra.
boy #2: definitely.

by JOSHUWEA January 10, 2005

g

grams, usually reffering to weed

im not paying 20 for only 2 g's!

by JOSHUWEA February 24, 2005

wienie

the kid way to say dick

haha, i saw your wienie

by JOSHUWEA September 26, 2005