JHop's definitions

bullets

In the car business, a customer who has excellent credit.

salesman: "Do we have a shot here on this deal?"
manager: "Just as I thought, she's bullets baby! She could buy anything on the lot."
salesman: "Sweet."

by JHop March 7, 2008

70's boobs

Boobs that look like pointy swinging rocket tips from the 70's due to the style of bras that held them in this era.

Jon: "Whoa, you see that chicks rack?"
Pete: "Yeah they're nice looking 70's boobs!"
Jon: "I'd definitely hit it, bro!"

by JHop March 28, 2008

schnit

(n) slang word for cocaine in the powder form. Likely derived from the combination of the words "sniff" and "shit."

Yo let's get some more of that schnit!

by JHop May 13, 2008

booger cape

A nice large booger that covers over the entire fingertip (once it is picked) on all sides forming this unique and rare phenomenom.

Jason picked a massive booger cape and smeared it on Judy's sleeve.

by JHop April 5, 2009

picking nuts out of monkey shit

Making a big deal out of something so meaningless. Usually done in order to save a few dollars and/or headaches, but disregarding the big picture.

Jon: "My customer wants this specific package installed on the vehicle he's buying."

Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."

Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."

Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"

Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"

by JHop March 12, 2008

Gleeba

The raised vertical line of skin which divides the male scrotum.

Tickle my gleeba and make me scream!

by JHop January 16, 2008

chasing the ghost

The act of scrounging for one last hit after a serious crack or cocaine binge

Homie: "Hey Karl, quit scrapin' the mirror, there's no more blow left. You're just chasing the ghost!"

Karl: "Fuck you man, I can get one more line off this mirror!"

Homie: "Whateva"

Karl: "Well then call your boy and let's get some more of that shit!"

Homie: "We already been up for 2 days and I aint got no money left."

Karl: "AWWW SHIT!"

by JHop February 14, 2008