12 definitions by JHop
salesman: "Do we have a shot here on this deal?"
manager: "Just as I thought, she's bullets baby! She could buy anything on the lot."
salesman: "Sweet."
manager: "Just as I thought, she's bullets baby! She could buy anything on the lot."
salesman: "Sweet."
by JHop March 7, 2008
A person who is obsessed with internet dating and dating websites. Can be both male or female, and they always have multiple profiles scattered throughout cyberspace.
Joe: "You going out with us tonight later?"
Jon: "Nope, I got a date with some chick."
Joe: "Internet?"
Jon: "Yup, this one says she lives in a trailer park, has 13 tattoos, 3 kids, and a lazy eye... this one should be easy."
Joe: "You inter-whore!"
Jon: "Nope, I got a date with some chick."
Joe: "Internet?"
Jon: "Yup, this one says she lives in a trailer park, has 13 tattoos, 3 kids, and a lazy eye... this one should be easy."
Joe: "You inter-whore!"
by JHop March 11, 2008
Making a big deal out of something so meaningless. Usually done in order to save a few dollars and/or headaches, but disregarding the big picture.
Jon: "My customer wants this specific package installed on the vehicle he's buying."
Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."
Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."
Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"
Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"
Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."
Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."
Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"
Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"
by JHop March 12, 2008
fraternity brother: "Hey Plebe, get the fuck over here and fill my beer!"
plebe: "Yes sir, I would be delighted to!"
fraternity brother: "Now drop and give me 20!"
plebe: "Yes sir, I would be delighted to!"
fraternity brother: "Now drop and give me 20!"
by JHop February 11, 2008
(n) slang word for cocaine in the powder form. Likely derived from the combination of the words "sniff" and "shit."
by JHop May 13, 2008
Greg: "Hey Bob, you wanna come out for some drinks tonight after work?"
Bob: "Hell no, I gotta work a bell to bell tomorrow!"
Greg: "HAHA, Sucks to be you!"
Bob: "Hell no, I gotta work a bell to bell tomorrow!"
Greg: "HAHA, Sucks to be you!"
by JHop March 7, 2008
Two guys kissing each other at the bar in public would be deemed fagnasty.
or used in context:
Joe: "You see that 300 lb fag wearing a thong over there holding hands with that other dude?"
Jeff: "Yeah that's totally fagnasty!"
Fagnasty can also be used as an insult for extra emphasis:
"Get the fuck out of my way you fagnasty faggot!"
or used in context:
Joe: "You see that 300 lb fag wearing a thong over there holding hands with that other dude?"
Jeff: "Yeah that's totally fagnasty!"
Fagnasty can also be used as an insult for extra emphasis:
"Get the fuck out of my way you fagnasty faggot!"
by JHop February 14, 2008