Definitions by JHop

booger cape 

A nice large booger that covers over the entire fingertip (once it is picked) on all sides forming this unique and rare phenomenom.

Jason picked a massive booger cape and smeared it on Judy's sleeve.

booger cape by JHop April 5, 2009

schnit 

(n) slang word for cocaine in the powder form. Likely derived from the combination of the words "sniff" and "shit."

Yo let's get some more of that schnit!

schnit by JHop May 13, 2008

70's boobs

Boobs that look like pointy swinging rocket tips from the 70's due to the style of bras that held them in this era.

Jon: "Whoa, you see that chicks rack?"
Pete: "Yeah they're nice looking 70's boobs!"
Jon: "I'd definitely hit it, bro!"

70's boobs by JHop March 28, 2008

picking nuts out of monkey shit 

Making a big deal out of something so meaningless. Usually done in order to save a few dollars and/or headaches, but disregarding the big picture.

Jon: "My customer wants this specific package installed on the vehicle he's buying."

Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."

Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."

Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"

Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"

picking nuts out of monkey shit by JHop March 12, 2008

inter-whore 

A person who is obsessed with internet dating and dating websites. Can be both male or female, and they always have multiple profiles scattered throughout cyberspace.

Joe: "You going out with us tonight later?"
Jon: "Nope, I got a date with some chick."
Joe: "Internet?"
Jon: "Yup, this one says she lives in a trailer park, has 13 tattoos, 3 kids, and a lazy eye... this one should be easy."
Joe: "You inter-whore!"

inter-whore by JHop March 10, 2008

bell to bell

In the car business, this means working at the dealership from open to close.

Greg: "Hey Bob, you wanna come out for some drinks tonight after work?"

Bob: "Hell no, I gotta work a bell to bell tomorrow!"

Greg: "HAHA, Sucks to be you!"

bell to bell by JHop March 7, 2008

bullets 

In the car business, a customer who has excellent credit.

salesman: "Do we have a shot here on this deal?"
manager: "Just as I thought, she's bullets baby! She could buy anything on the lot."
salesman: "Sweet."

bullets by JHop March 7, 2008