JD's definitions

loofah

Plant.

A distant cousin of the cucumber, used as a sponge.

alternate spellings: Loofa, Luffa or Lufa etc.

Bought me a new loofa today. Man, that thing is so soft.

by Jd May 3, 2004

examnesia

A condition which renders one unable to recall any knowledge pertaining to a certain subject just as they are about to write an exam.

Just as I was sitting down to write my English final, I was struck by a bad case of examnesia.

by JD January 26, 2004

buff

When someone is looking fine u say they are buff (London ting)

Manz was buff

by Jd July 28, 2003

Land Rover

Kickass offroad vehicle, far to often driven by people that dont use it for what it was made for.

Person that doesnt deserve one -- My Rova truck has 22s.

True Owner -- My Rover made it through 30 inches of water and 10 inch deep mud pulling a Jeep out

by jD April 16, 2005

Neal Cheng

straight up bro

someone who will stay down with you till the end...

by JD December 2, 2003

stached

A female with vast sexual experience and appetite.

"Yo man, I wouldn't go near that stached scrag!"

by jd April 16, 2006

PENIS

Ugly rod shaped organ on a male. Hideous looking sexual organ, end looks like a mushroom. Also stinks like fish if not washed on a regular basis.
No women like to suck it - they just do to make the man happy, It really tastes like shit. a Hideous organ men should hide and should only beused in the dark for pleasure and not be shown.
Used for procreation, other than that worthless.

a mushroom'
a hideous looking sexual organ
tastes like a mixture of fish and salt
sometimes has sexual diseases

by jd February 19, 2005