6 definitions by JB2003

The phrase or grouping of words yelled by a drill sargeant with a bad speech and vocalization problem to get his troops at attention.
All right troops! Marten Sheen! Fo' ward march! Aboot fayze!
by JB2003 August 14, 2003
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The audible noise that is made when the flaps of one's buttocks smack together from the forcible expulsion of gaseous products from one's bowels.
That wasn't my car back firing, it was my good ole buttcrack. I think that was a wet one, but it smells fragrant.
by JB2003 August 14, 2003
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Getting an enema every year, usually during the spring season.

see the term used for more than one of such sensation; perennia
My proctologist says that he thinks I'm due for my perinnium. I think he's just gay and wants to see my ass...I mean he gets paid to do it anyway.
by JB2003 August 14, 2003
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1. Inbreed white "trash" species of the human race, not specifically human that sit in lawn chairs outside their trailer homes with no more then 3 teeth in their mouth and drink Budweisers in Coozies.
I don't like going through Park Place trailer park. All those yard apes stare at me all jealous like.
by JB2003 August 14, 2003
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A mildly severe sexually transmitted disease that produces purulent sexual organ discharge and/or a burning or itching sensation whilst loosening the yellow or amber colored waste product secreted by the kidneys that in mammals .
I've had the clap three times, it toe up mah puss and poop shoot, but at least I don't have anything on my mouth. I'm happy.
by JB2003 August 14, 2003
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A member of the human race that enjoys inserting marbles and other round smooth objects in his/her mouth or using his/her tongue to glide across the surface of such said objects.
That girl always has her tongue on that bag of gumballs. She's such a ball licker.
by JB2003 August 14, 2003
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