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Peace-lovin is loving with the intention of increasing the inner peace of two individuals, peace between individuals and peace in the human community. Peace-lovin reduces the parameters of human discord.
While fighting for peace is a bit like fucking for virginity, having Peace-lovin for peace is remarkably more effective and satisfying.
by IronMikey March 18, 2023
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Freegans will eat any food product as long as it’s free. Some freegans do this because they don’t want to give money to food producers who harm animals, the environment, or workers. Other freegans simply believe that all the best things in life are free, and that free food from a friend is the next best thing to food freely given by the earth.
Someone is Freegan leaning if their preferred dietary option is free food.
by IronMikey March 18, 2023
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Someone who screws things up not because they have to, but because they like to. A person who has a limited ability to do harm, but will gladly do harm within the limits of their abilities. Someone who is weak.
BetaMales come from all walks of life and occupy many positions in society. The more clout or authority a BetaMale has, the more problems he causes.
by IronMikey April 14, 2023
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The sacred moment when divine consciousness emerged and awakened from an otherwise disorderly and chaotic universe.
A spiritual or energetic awakening which can be though of as being reborn, an individual’s Epiphany Of The Din could be their rise to spiritual and temporal awareness.
by IronMikey April 4, 2023
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This mysterious sounding idea is no Mystery. An Energetically Incorrect action is taken when the person doing the action has made a deliberate choice to do something harmful, or has chosen an action that they know will have a worse result than another action that they are able to take.

Energetically Incorrect actions lead to things getting worse for those around us, the world and ourselves. An Energetically Incorrect action is an attempt to knowingly take an action, when the person taking the action believes it will have a universally negative outcome for those around them. Even if the person taking the action fails, they were still incorrect.

An Energetically Incorrect result, is when bad decisions lead to problems that just create more problems. While the future is hard predict, use your conscience and always do your best to nudge things in the right direction. Correct decisions in the present lead to futures with the best options.
Do everything you do to the best of your abilities, anything less is Energetically Incorrect.
by IronMikey April 15, 2023
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A person who is Freegan Leaning identifies as someone who likes free food. A Freegan Leaning person is a true pragmatist and has achieved a level of spiritual attainment. A Freegan Leaning person believes that the best thing is food given freely by the earth, but free food from a friend is the next best thing. Freegan Leaning people also don’t mind working for a meal, because if you don’t work you won’t eat, and if nobody works nobody eats. Freegan Leaning people keep in the fronts of their minds because of long experience, that free food tastes the best :) .
My younger cousin’s excitable, boisterous, Labrador Retriever was a highly accomplished Freegan Leaning dog. The dog took to food of any kind with gusto. Free food dropped during the Fourth of July was clearly his favorite. However he was more than willing to work for a meal and sit, roll over, or bark for a well earned treat. Accomplished Freegan Leaning dogs like Vinny have clearly earned new lives in a paradise realm.

Many people are unaware of their Freegan Leaning tendencies. Most people don’t bother to think about how good free food tastes, if they did, they might achieve the first level of Freegan Leaning awareness.
by IronMikey April 7, 2023
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A serious condition for which the application of hand lotion will only provide temporary relief if used daily. True long term solutions for this disorder require regular fluid applications with the help of a friend.
Rising case numbers of Dry Dick in the world can have truly devastating consequences, these include crankiness, more reckless driving, and the odd urge of dictators with micro penises to invade smaller neighboring countries.
by IronMikey April 4, 2023
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