9 definitions by IowanCorn2352
Dumb idiot: I have been to all 6 Continents
Kyle: There is 7 continents
Dumb idiot: 6
Kyle: go back to 1st grade.
Kyle: There is 7 continents
Dumb idiot: 6
Kyle: go back to 1st grade.
by IowanCorn2352 May 2, 2023
by IowanCorn2352 May 2, 2023
Person #1: Hey wanna fake fight
Freind #1: Sure why?
Person #1: it’s May 15th, YOU WANNA FIGHt????
Freind #2: dammnnnnnnn They are gonna fight!
Crowed: LETS WATCH THIS
Friend #1 punches the air
Crowd: BORING, then Bully’s them.
Freind #1: Sure why?
Person #1: it’s May 15th, YOU WANNA FIGHt????
Freind #2: dammnnnnnnn They are gonna fight!
Crowed: LETS WATCH THIS
Friend #1 punches the air
Crowd: BORING, then Bully’s them.
by IowanCorn2352 May 13, 2023
by IowanCorn2352 May 1, 2023
When your hands get “slippery” and your phone falls out of your hands. YouTubers even make videos about this called drop tests, they drop them from diferent heights.
Meaning #1: Scariest moment of your life,
Meaning #2: Seeing if you just wasted 6000 dollars on a new phone you just bought after you pick it up off the ground
Meaning #1: Scariest moment of your life,
Meaning #2: Seeing if you just wasted 6000 dollars on a new phone you just bought after you pick it up off the ground
Dropping your phone
Person #1: my palms are sweating
Eminem #1: knees-
Person #1: Shut the fuck up, I feel like I’m going to drop my phone.
Myai: Oh no! I hope there isn’t any damage, here are some places to get your phone fixed.
Person #2: bro don’t drop it then we can get home cause your key is on your phone.
Person #3: yea that would not be good.
Person #1 drops his phone and breaks it
All: knees weak, YOU JUST FUCKING DROPED IT, It looks like you just dropped your phone, do you want me to find you a place to fix it in, Suckisland69, Mars?
Person #1: my palms are sweating
Eminem #1: knees-
Person #1: Shut the fuck up, I feel like I’m going to drop my phone.
Myai: Oh no! I hope there isn’t any damage, here are some places to get your phone fixed.
Person #2: bro don’t drop it then we can get home cause your key is on your phone.
Person #3: yea that would not be good.
Person #1 drops his phone and breaks it
All: knees weak, YOU JUST FUCKING DROPED IT, It looks like you just dropped your phone, do you want me to find you a place to fix it in, Suckisland69, Mars?
by IowanCorn2352 May 7, 2023
When you ask someone out but instead of saying “YES!!!!” They say “Ewww, we are just freinds” this will hurt way more then getting rejected because you always will see the person you got friendzoned by.
Person #1: Hey, I dont know how to say this but I like you.
Person #2: BITCH WE ARE FREINDS AND BY THE WAY I HAVE A BF WITH YOU SHOULD KNOW WE ARE OVER YOUR NOT MY FREIND.
Person #1: you broke up yesterday
Person #2: Oh yeah, BUT WE ARE STILL JUST FREINDS DUMBASS.
Person #3: it’s ok you will get over it
Crowd: DAMNNNN HE GOT friend zoned IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE LUNCH ROOM hahahahahaha
Person #2: BITCH WE ARE FREINDS AND BY THE WAY I HAVE A BF WITH YOU SHOULD KNOW WE ARE OVER YOUR NOT MY FREIND.
Person #1: you broke up yesterday
Person #2: Oh yeah, BUT WE ARE STILL JUST FREINDS DUMBASS.
Person #3: it’s ok you will get over it
Crowd: DAMNNNN HE GOT friend zoned IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE LUNCH ROOM hahahahahaha
by IowanCorn2352 May 1, 2023
A place that no one lives in, there is not 3 million people there, it’s Idaho that has 3 million people. All iowa is is corn, nothing else, border is corn, ground is corn, houses are corn, people are corn. Is home to 6 billion corn.
Person #1: Yooooooo I went to iowa today
Person #2: how is the corn?
Person #1: it is really good, but I was lonely only thing there was corn, almost got trapped.
Person #2: Ohio is worse bro.
Person #1: YOUR JUST MAD CAUSE YALL DONT GOT CEDAR POINT BITCH!
Person #2: how is the corn?
Person #1: it is really good, but I was lonely only thing there was corn, almost got trapped.
Person #2: Ohio is worse bro.
Person #1: YOUR JUST MAD CAUSE YALL DONT GOT CEDAR POINT BITCH!
by IowanCorn2352 May 1, 2023