5 definitions by InternetPoopStalker

Poop Stalker

Someone who stalks another individual for the purpose of engaging in coprophagia. They typically follow someone around, wait for them to use a restroom, then consume their feces if they didn't flush. In extreme cases they might break into someone's home solely to eat poop out of their toilet.

One of Andy Sixx's fans was a poop stalker who waited for him to defecate into a porta potty then consumed his fresh dump.

"I think I'm being followed by an internet poop stalker."

by InternetPoopStalker June 22, 2021

faggot straw

Alternative name for a vape pen

"Quit sucking on your faggot straw and get back to work!"

by InternetPoopStalker January 23, 2022

Sapphic

In a state of sexual arousal over animals. A term mainly used by zoophiles or people making fun of them.

Keep your dogs away from Bob, he's been sapphic lately.

by InternetPoopStalker June 15, 2021

Empath

Someone with autism (or a related social disability) who believes themself to be able to read the emotions of others on a superhuman level. Ironically, self-described empaths typically develop emotional maturity much later than their peers. This causes them to perceive the basic human ability to pick up on social cues as extraordinary and unique. A perfect example of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Random stranger in Walmart: "Take a fucking shower dude! You stink!"
Empath: "Hmm... this person appears to be annoyed for some reason."

by InternetPoopStalker January 18, 2022

Ratioed

When someone posts something unwholesome and cringe, then someone else gets more upvotes than them for owning them.

u/stupididiot428: "Minecraft is bad" -12 upvotes

u/WholesomeChungusFan: "minecraft good fortnite bad" 69420 upvotes (nice)

u/KeanuMusk69: "lol this unwholesome fortnite kid just got ratioed" 1337 upvotes everyone liked that

by InternetPoopStalker June 29, 2021