10 definitions by In My Defense...
A phrase used by people under the influence of alcohol, usually about to do something incredibly stupid. It says what it means: "Hey, hold my beer and watch me do this crazy stupid thing." Often used in group settings, like a college frat party.
Jimmy: "Hold my beer, watch this!"
Jacob: "Hide the sharp objects, Jimmy's about do do something crazy dumb!"
Jacob: "Hide the sharp objects, Jimmy's about do do something crazy dumb!"
by In My Defense... September 27, 2018
The kind of work you do when you're done with all of your work, but you're bored as fuck, so you keep a tab open for some other class while surfing the web.
Teacher: "What are you working on now, John?"
John: "Work For Another Class."
*John goes back to surfing Twitter*
John: "Work For Another Class."
*John goes back to surfing Twitter*
by In My Defense... September 28, 2018
1. When a Chain Reaction ends up positive instead of negative.
2. When one person has sex, is more confident because of it, who motivates someone else to have sex with them, who in turn is more confident, rinse, lather, repeat.
2. When one person has sex, is more confident because of it, who motivates someone else to have sex with them, who in turn is more confident, rinse, lather, repeat.
1. So, I got held up in a class, but it let me stay with this cute girl, which allowed me to get her number.
2. Me sleeping with Brenda allowed her to have a Chain Happy Ending. Aren't I the best?
2. Me sleeping with Brenda allowed her to have a Chain Happy Ending. Aren't I the best?
by In My Defense... September 28, 2018
1. A curse upon all of fiction.
2. An item that debuts in New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe, the Super Crown turns the wearer into a carbon copy of Princess Peach in appearance and abilities. Horny users of Twitter and 4Chan have already abused the powerup to transform various characters into Peach.
2. An item that debuts in New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe, the Super Crown turns the wearer into a carbon copy of Princess Peach in appearance and abilities. Horny users of Twitter and 4Chan have already abused the powerup to transform various characters into Peach.
Person 1: Here's my new fanart of Danny Devito with the Super Crown!
Person 2: Do you think God stays in heaven because he too fears what he has created?
Person 2: Do you think God stays in heaven because he too fears what he has created?
by In My Defense... September 27, 2018
The emoji 🅱 is often used as a replacement for another letter in memes, often "dank" memes. It's simply used for letter replacement, often to artficially make a normal or offensive word funnier. Is often used in tandem with other meme formats for artficial enhancement
by In My Defense... September 28, 2018
Someone who is an asshole at every extent; there is no angle you can look at them where they're not a colossal douchefractal.
John: Man, Alex is a 360-Degree Asshole; Now matter how you look at it, he's a fucking douche.
Brad: "Agreed."
Brad: "Agreed."
by In My Defense... September 28, 2018
The effect of one thing happening, only for other things, usually negative, to happen because of it.
Person 1: The baby woke up last night, so I lost sleep, so I was less productive, so I didn't get my project done, so my grade is shit, so I can't go to the concert tonight.
Person 2: Aw shit, you got hit by a Chain Reaction.
Person 2: Aw shit, you got hit by a Chain Reaction.
by In My Defense... September 28, 2018