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3 definitions by Imajica21

 
1.
Virgin Slut Factor n. (vûr j n sl t f k t r) or VSF

The mathematical theory that the number of years one waits to have sex is directly proportionate to the freak level they will attain after copulation. For Example if the going age in your area is 17 and you wait until you are 18 you will probably only have one partner during this first year of discovery. Unlike the one who might wait until they are 27, who might feel that they need to make up for lost time therefore sleeping with 10 people in the first year.
It isn’t Brittany’s fault that she is a total hoochie, her VSF was just too high.
by Imajica21 May 10, 2005
 
2.
A close fitting sweatshirt with hood that one immerses themselves in to keep out the world during times of sadness.
He must have said something wrong Erin is totally in the Depression Hoodie stage.
by Imajica21 May 10, 2005
 
3.
Office Grizzly N. (ô f s gr z l )
Self important bozo, that resembles the mighty omnivorous mammal. Like the Grizzly the O.G. has a keen sense of smell. They can easily smell the good deeds of others and steal them as easily as an unattended picnic basket. A feeling of being mauled is often felt by co-workers when the O.G is talking about themselves or their accomplishments. During self-promotion they are known to make wide span arm gestures and make loud noise with their oversized head. The OG’s battle strategy is to draw useless diagrams until the point of co-workers boredom this distraction technique is also used outside of the office to de-emphasis the OG’s small genitalia.
Nothing was accomplished due to the Office Grizzly’s attacks.
by Imajica21 May 10, 2005