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80's after school special

Totally Un believable, Un relatable, Un realistic drama with a lesson
80's after school specialJonathan steal candy from corner store. Laughed all the way home. Found out his mom is dying and the only thing thatvwill save her is the sales of those candies frim good lo Mr Ortega that helps the community is putting on fund raiser. And though Jonathan maid more then enough money volunteering to sell the most candies his heart was heavy. He needs to tell the truth.
2020 80's after school special
John cheats on Teresa with Stacy and lies about it. Teresa calls Stacy to confront her. Stacy said ots not me its him you need to talk to. John wont talk Teresa leaves John.

Newly single Teresa then gets asked out asked out on a date with Shilo. Excited for new energy, she agrees. Shilo pickes her up and goes to hos favorite place for pizza. ... when Tammy walks up. His ffiance. Dum da da dum Teresa has a 80's after school specieal on her hands.... does she get defensive and tell the girl off or remember confrontimg another girl in the same boat recently......whats the rigjt thing to do,?

Who gives a shit! Sounds like a 80's after school special to me!
by Im 5280 Tiny May 9, 2020
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pandemic pound

When the weight of marijuana goes down and the price goes up.
BUDTENDER- For the same price you can get a regular pound of generic dirt weed and yes that is the name.of the stran for $1,000 or. Pandemic.pound of The Ghost of Leroy .

Patron - You would think since im already having.to pay corona tax on this ish it could at least weigh straight.

Silent stare

Ill take TGOL please. At least our State deemed this a living essential. So I guess its worth the pandemic pound🤷 ♀️
by Im 5280 Tiny April 3, 2020
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blowupship

The next step down from Relationship to situationship runs toxic to blowupship. Every petty argument is a blowupship ender. They break up go fuck other people then make up like hey have been together forever and want to work it out.
Man#1,2,fuk it 1-20.

Neighbors of choice.
Really any human that is either very brave or really bored but all fed up with the bullshit.
Might ask?

Man when will this rated F -blowupship be over already? All you do is fuck or fight.

Is the fuck really that great ?

1 party of the blowupship usually the female might say
" but I love him.I just don't understand! why cant he fart in the bathroom when the cats around?" I just cant live like this anymore! I'm leaving and it's for real this time. he will regret not making better choices when Im gone.
by Im 5280 Tiny November 23, 2020
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Dick washed

One level past dickmitzed. You lost every thing for that good dick. Your life was dick washed.
1. After the break up it took me two weeks to get in dick washed . I looked around and finally saw the damage. No longer employed no friends my family is all mad at me and I'm on drugs no wtf?
Smh dick washed

2.I was ghostd by John two months ago and I just barely figured out my life was so dickwashed I though I was going no contact.
by Im 5280 Tiny August 1, 2020
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CoVictory

Contracted covid 19 and almost died but beat it. Celebrate your health with a on lineCoVictotyparty.
You've been invited to a CoVictory watch party on Facebook for Gina. She comes home today from the hospital. Byob. #Seeyathere
by Im 5280 Tiny April 20, 2020
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Sistahoe

Multiple females 3 or more in love with same the same guy at the same time. And each will fight for the right to be his. This player makes each girl feel like there the one.
Person 1 Damn did you hear Mike got two of his sistahoes pregnant?

#2 Whoa.....do they know about each other?

#1 I dont know I think so lol
by Im 5280 Tiny March 21, 2020
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bi-hood-ual

Living in opposing neighborhoods for significant amount of time both hoods except you as their own.
Person 1- Do you know Tiny?
Person 2- West side Tiny, or East side Tiny?
Person 1- I think its the same person. I've never met another Tiny.

Person 2- oh she rolls bi-hood-ual
that's cool. No wonder she's a little different .

Person 3-Right. She gets along with everyone. Much love from both sides.
by Im 5280 Tiny October 1, 2019
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