CoVictory

Contracted covid 19 and almost died but beat it. Celebrate your health with a on lineCoVictotyparty.

You've been invited to a CoVictory watch party on Facebook for Gina. She comes home today from the hospital. Byob. #Seeyathere

by Im 5280 Tiny April 20, 2020

Dick washed

One level past dickmitzed. You lost every thing for that good dick. Your life was dick washed.

1. After the break up it took me two weeks to get in dick washed . I looked around and finally saw the damage. No longer employed no friends my family is all mad at me and I'm on drugs no wtf?
Smh dick washed

2.I was ghostd by John two months ago and I just barely figured out my life was so dickwashed I though I was going no contact.

by Im 5280 Tiny August 01, 2020

blowupship

The next step down from Relationship to situationship runs toxic to blowupship. Every petty argument is a blowupship ender. They break up go fuck other people then make up like hey have been together forever and want to work it out.

Man#1,2,fuk it 1-20.

Neighbors of choice.
Really any human that is either very brave or really bored but all fed up with the bullshit.
Might ask?

Man when will this rated F -blowupship be over already? All you do is fuck or fight.

Is the fuck really that great ?

1 party of the blowupship usually the female might say
" but I love him.I just don't understand! why cant he fart in the bathroom when the cats around?" I just cant live like this anymore! I'm leaving and it's for real this time. he will regret not making better choices when Im gone.

by Im 5280 Tiny November 23, 2020

a rona badger

The person running around knowing they are infected a dont give a shit!

Damn we all got to get tested! Who knew that Joshua was a Rona badger? He thinks if hes gonna die everyone dies.

by Im 5280 Tiny March 19, 2020

pandemic wife

The chick that made the Corona Cut.

I BB take you Tiny as my only pandemic wife to netflex and chill and keeping it real till the end quarantine time.

by Im 5280 Tiny March 19, 2020

Corona cut

When you are trying to figure out who to shack up with during a quarantine . Who makes the Corona Cut

Dude, Teresa is this little ginger nigga, she cooks and cleans and would wait on me hand and foot. But...Sina...she's a freak, straight nympho in bed but lazy as fuk. Its between these 2 who will make the Corona Cut.

by Im 5280 Tiny March 19, 2020

Moose knuckle

A fat girls camel toe

Girl#1These pants are a little tight on me. I love the high waist but hate the camel toe. What do you think?

Girl #2 Do you want me to be honest or co-sign?
Girl #1 Honesty of course. That's why I brought you. I knew wouldn't lie to me.

Girl# OooKaay then...... Girl you might love the pants and camel toe might be in fast ass style for now Buuuuttt....sweety you don't have a cute camel toe. You have a straight up moose knuckle. Can you hurry and change now? No one should have to see your moose knuckle
Sorry???

Dude# 1 Damn check out that moose knuckle would you hit it?

Dude#2 Yup give me a snorkel and a tube sock . I'm diving in!

by Im 5280 Tiny August 30, 2021