18 definitions by Im 5280 Tiny

pandemic pound

When the weight of marijuana goes down and the price goes up.

BUDTENDER- For the same price you can get a regular pound of generic dirt weed and yes that is the name.of the stran for $1,000 or. Pandemic.pound of The Ghost of Leroy .

Patron - You would think since im already having.to pay corona tax on this ish it could at least weigh straight.

Silent stare

Ill take TGOL please. At least our State deemed this a living essential. So I guess its worth the pandemic pound🤷 ♀️

by Im 5280 Tiny April 3, 2020

Cathole

When you own a asshole cat!
You got your self a Cathole

That FuckingCathole shit in my tub! Woke up sleep in my eyes turned on the shower stepped in and had a big surprise. Taking that Catholestraight to the pound today!

by Im 5280 Tiny April 21, 2020

sister hoe

Like sister wives but not. A players girlfriends find out about each other threw a friend of his that has met everyone.

Mray's friend and girlfriend standing in line for a drink and another woman walks up.
Hey Teresa what's up ?wheres Mray?
Girl 1. Mray ?My Mray? Not like theres adot of Mrays out there.
Teresa hmmmmmm okay... Dennett Sarah....Sarah Dennet
Silent stair down

Teresa....look you all are sister hoes and shouldn't be fighting. Mray is the one who needs to hold a hoedown and get honest.or you two need to sisterhoe up and respect each others time. Act like the sister hoes didnt know from jump🙄

by Im 5280 Tiny March 22, 2020

Corona cut

When you are trying to figure out who to shack up with during a quarantine . Who makes the Corona Cut

Dude, Teresa is this little ginger nigga, she cooks and cleans and would wait on me hand and foot. But...Sina...she's a freak, straight nympho in bed but lazy as fuk. Its between these 2 who will make the Corona Cut.

by Im 5280 Tiny March 19, 2020