6 definitions by IdekIForgotMyName
The Brazilian soccer division, and also a good reason why teams lose trust to each other and have fights against each other, even when they're not rivals
João: Hey, what are you watching?
Pedro: Flamengo against Santos at the Maracana stadium
João: If they're not rivals, why are they fighting?
Pedro: Because Brasileirão
Pedro: Flamengo against Santos at the Maracana stadium
João: If they're not rivals, why are they fighting?
Pedro: Because Brasileirão
by IdekIForgotMyName April 23, 2021
Okay, kids, struck by lightning is NOT a sex position, like the retard that posted the other definition. Struck by lightning means getting struck by a high voltage plasma bolt. BAM! Here is your definition. Now enjoy the rest of your day and make sure not to go outside during a thunderstorm!
Jason: Greg was struck by lightning yesterday.
Alfred: Wow. Wait you meant the sex position or literally?
Jason: Literally. He's in the hospital right no... wait, it's also the name of a sex position?
Alfred: Strangely yes
Alfred: Wow. Wait you meant the sex position or literally?
Jason: Literally. He's in the hospital right no... wait, it's also the name of a sex position?
Alfred: Strangely yes
by IdekIForgotMyName June 17, 2021
Another word for hypocrite.
They hate reposters, yet they repost
They hate emojis, yet they pay for awards which are also emojis
They say TikTok is cringe, yet their memes are cringey
They hate Fortnite because it's repetitive, yet scrolling through Reddit is also repetitive
They worship Keanu Reeves, yet never watched his movies
They call out Instagram for stealing their memes, yet they steal memes from 9GAG sometimes
They hate the USA and worship Europe, yet they're not even European
They hate racists, yet they're xenophobic which is also racist
They hate boomers, yet they act like boomers and are sometimes 40 year olds which are almost boomers
They say people with bad spelling are having a stroke, yet they have bad spelling
In conclusion, Redditors are fucking hypocrites.
They hate reposters, yet they repost
They hate emojis, yet they pay for awards which are also emojis
They say TikTok is cringe, yet their memes are cringey
They hate Fortnite because it's repetitive, yet scrolling through Reddit is also repetitive
They worship Keanu Reeves, yet never watched his movies
They call out Instagram for stealing their memes, yet they steal memes from 9GAG sometimes
They hate the USA and worship Europe, yet they're not even European
They hate racists, yet they're xenophobic which is also racist
They hate boomers, yet they act like boomers and are sometimes 40 year olds which are almost boomers
They say people with bad spelling are having a stroke, yet they have bad spelling
In conclusion, Redditors are fucking hypocrites.
by IdekIForgotMyName February 15, 2021
The main reason why MySpace died and is also the hotspot for stupid boomers. Every corner, there is always a racist, anti-vaxxer, insane parent, and stupid person that love to spam emojis that is obsessed with minion memes. Minions used to be funny and adorable until boomers found them. Also don't forget it is used by the CIA, FBI, and NSA to spy on you.
by IdekIForgotMyName February 2, 2021
A war between iOS and Android users and literally the dumbest war in history of the internet. It’s like the console wars between Xbox, PlayStation, and Switch players but worse.
It’s stupid seeing two fucking retarded people arguing just because of what phone they use. It doesn’t matter what type of phone you use. If you use an iPhone, that’s great! If you use an Android, that’s also great! Both iOS and Androids are good phones each with redeeming qualities. Some people have opinions saying which phone is better and I respect that but forcing them is stupid as fuck. Always respect someone no matter what phone they’re using.
People who attack, make fun of, and send death threats to another person just because of a FLAT BRICK WITH A SCREEN are fucking stupid that need to be ashamed of themselves.
It’s stupid seeing two fucking retarded people arguing just because of what phone they use. It doesn’t matter what type of phone you use. If you use an iPhone, that’s great! If you use an Android, that’s also great! Both iOS and Androids are good phones each with redeeming qualities. Some people have opinions saying which phone is better and I respect that but forcing them is stupid as fuck. Always respect someone no matter what phone they’re using.
People who attack, make fun of, and send death threats to another person just because of a FLAT BRICK WITH A SCREEN are fucking stupid that need to be ashamed of themselves.
Retard 1: iOs pHoNeS aRe bEtTeR!!!1!1
Retard 2: nO aNdRoId pHoNeS aRe!!!1!1!1
Smart person: Stop with the phone wars. It doesn’t matter what fucking phone you use, retarded kids.
Retard 2: nO aNdRoId pHoNeS aRe!!!1!1!1
Smart person: Stop with the phone wars. It doesn’t matter what fucking phone you use, retarded kids.
by IdekIForgotMyName January 30, 2021
A subreddit that used to be a funny shitposting community creating shitposts from the letter of the Latin alphabet "H", but it suddenly went downhill since a "genius" created another subreddit called r/theletterwars, in which it later became a religious community with a bunch of 12 year olds worshipping H and saying that the letter G is hell. And this subreddit accepts raiding, which breaks the terms of service.
r/theletterh before:
P1: H
P2: H?
P1: HHH
r/theletterh now:
P1: H IS THE GREATEST AND G IS FUCKING STUPID
P2: YES I AGREE H IS GOD
P3: G
P1 and P2: **extremely high pitched demonic g-phobic screeching intensifies**
P1: H
P2: H?
P1: HHH
r/theletterh now:
P1: H IS THE GREATEST AND G IS FUCKING STUPID
P2: YES I AGREE H IS GOD
P3: G
P1 and P2: **extremely high pitched demonic g-phobic screeching intensifies**
by IdekIForgotMyName February 21, 2021