2 definitions by Iceyb129
Stands for Yawning My Ass Off. When you're so bored/tired while talking to somebody that you just have to ymao.
Guy1: The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are nothing else than grandiose thoughts.....
Guy2: What the...? *Ymao*
Guy2: What the...? *Ymao*
by Iceyb129 August 30, 2010
Nicknames: Corn; Corny; Gozillla (Due to their often times great height)
Appearance: Usually blonde, with the possibility of having white hair; eyes can change colours but will be mostly either blue, green, hazel or grey; Usually very tall, to the point of being called Godzilla
Habitat: Most Cornelius' will live in an urban environment/large, well-known city. Often times it will be in a distant, European country.
Hobbies: Annoying New Yorkers; Cruises; Being "one of those German guys"
Summary: Although they can be jerks, everybody who is lucky enough to know a Cornelius can never stay mad at one, loving them for many years to come
Appearance: Usually blonde, with the possibility of having white hair; eyes can change colours but will be mostly either blue, green, hazel or grey; Usually very tall, to the point of being called Godzilla
Habitat: Most Cornelius' will live in an urban environment/large, well-known city. Often times it will be in a distant, European country.
Hobbies: Annoying New Yorkers; Cruises; Being "one of those German guys"
Summary: Although they can be jerks, everybody who is lucky enough to know a Cornelius can never stay mad at one, loving them for many years to come
by Iceyb129 February 3, 2011