Ymao

Stands for Yawning My Ass Off. When you're so bored/tired while talking to somebody that you just have to ymao.

Guy1: The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are nothing else than grandiose thoughts.....
Guy2: What the...? *Ymao*

Ymao by Iceyb129 August 30, 2010

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Yikes-ing my ass off

To be used in uncomfortable situations where one would typically respond with "yikes", but its 2017.

"ymao that was so awkward"

YMAO by WOKEbitch November 20, 2017

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ymaom

Your mine and only mine

Naw bro, ymaom

ymaom by SomeRand0m._kid0nTheInternet._ November 24, 2022

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YMAOFAWITYNT

You made an only fans account when I told you not to

YMAOFAWITYNT DAMN SIMP

YMAOFAWITYNT by Sscup May 20, 2021

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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