86 definitions by Iam not Elmer Fudd

Trolley

A small vehicle with four wheels, and a handlebar. Used for grocery shopping.

Trolley stealing is considered a federal crime. Especially if the thief enters the shopping centre at nighttime. Do not take said trolley through suburban streets after midnight.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020

Billy Connolly

Billy Connolly a tall hairy Scottish comedian

Billy Connolly looks like a sasquatch.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 26, 2020

Dog park

Dog Park is a place where you take a legged pooch to.

Dog parks are only for 4 legged pooches. Keep the two legged one in the car.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 7, 2020

Canada

Canada. Place where seals are regularly slaughtered by Christian's

Come to Canada and join in the great deal hunt, eh? It's more popular than killing the tribbles, eh!

by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 23, 2020

Mediocre

I'll steal someone else's policies, spread lies about then, then I'll pretend to be a victim.

'I'm great now,' said Mr mediocre, as he stole someone else's life purpose. Ireland loves him.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 10, 2020

Goatee

A person with hair on their chin and mouth.

Let's watch the man with the ridiculous goatee on his face.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 25, 2020

Twitter

Only sparrows tweet.

Twitter, a place where a group of self important imbeciles tweet to each other.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019