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An expression used when one is overcome with joy, confusion, embarassment or extreme sexual tension. It can be transformed into many different sayings. Comes the latin root of Maximus Beanius which means to be skinny and/or squirmy.
Oh Max Bean!My skinny jeans are at the dry cleaners.

Oh Max Bean! My mother just walked in on me having sexual intercorse.

Oh Max Bean! I just got AIDS!
by I_SUCK_BEANS_24/6 March 20, 2009
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